Just a small request, can we have the diamond medals updated a bit so they don't look like various versions of fried eggs that you would, or wouldn't try.
and a new tier above and beyond diamond too ? - maybe Kryptonite or something ? LOL
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Posted by Pardoux
on 24 May 2021 - 18:53
Posted by Pardoux
on 14 May 2021 - 22:00
Problem with anything new is that within a hr its 1 fsp per item no incentive to farm and if its for frags then anything does all the same when broken down miss the days when Find item didnt work on events lol
Not if it's an inventable set, using very rare items, as has been intimated for months ...
Posted by Pardoux
on 05 May 2021 - 21:20
Can these omissions be looked at - and the source(s) of those double-barrelled quest items be included also pls ?
Posted by Pardoux
on 03 May 2021 - 07:12
Yup I'm okay with that. We can actually eliminate the inactive piece entirely. I made some edits. What do you think now?
much better *puts thinking cap on*
1. PointyHair - UFSG - do we need any other reason ? - I think not
2. Cajunb4 - the most generous player in the game IMO
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Will do some more thinking ...
Posted by Pardoux
on 04 April 2021 - 03:08
I had to key each step and wait for the mob list to load, or I got the walking too fast message and got no credit for the steps taken, though of course the stam burned in the unaccepted steps was still gone, a problem I've lived with for years, but remains irritating.
The walking quests where you get unaccepted steps, but still lose the stamina are extremely frustrating, but, if I recall correctly, the cows still dispute that this happens...
Posted by Pardoux
on 26 March 2021 - 06:08
One idea to raise the demand for Epics would be to use them for inventing as well, even better if that could be used for Potions instead of gear.
I've been thinking about what buffs a Potion would need to have to make destroying an Epic on it worth, if that idea gets the green light, a whole thread should be made about balancing those Recipes, some ideas:
Hunting Pot 01
1 - Skaldir Boots
1 - Shezmu Amulet
1 - Maneki Collar
1 - Dwarven Bronze Clock
AM500, AL500, CSV500, LIB500, LF1500, DBL1500. (Like a GE Chest)
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I don't know if the demand for that kind of potion would be high enough to justify the price of making, but it's just an example...The idea is just to cut the overflow of Epics in the market.
Using the very low end, valueless epics for POTIONS is something I could easily get on-board with
Great idea
Posted by Pardoux
on 25 March 2021 - 22:49
We can have a dig through to recover that list, but if you are able to provide it that will be very much appreciated
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As requested.
As you can see, there's a lot of scope for using both low level (pre1K) and higher level SE drops for inventing in the future
Hopefully it's obvious what the other numbers adjacent to drops represent, but just in case it's not, that's the number of recipes they're already used in ...
Posted by Pardoux
on 24 March 2021 - 17:09
Inventable Items.
It was suggested some (long) time ago (and met with cow approval) that, to limit inventable items, scarce items were used in the invention process.
Scarce items such as Chest crystalline ('cos, heaven knows, other than "Sword of Emerald Fire", "Spirit Tainted Boots" and "Pulsing Heart Armor", they're all pretty useless)
Temple crystalline too - that's not something (that I've seen) getting much use
SE drops (a list was provided, at the time, of the numerous SE drops that haven't been used so far - and can be, if required, provided again)
I'm sure this list could be easily expanded upon ..
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