Apparently CoT has existed for about 2 years without a cult thread. I wanted a cult thread... everyone else has one, so we have one now too! yay us!
Seriously now, of course you will later look back on this moment as the first step in our grand plot to subject all of Gothador to our rightful rule. As the weak who grovel before us, you will lament the end of those brief years of silence that found you blissfully ignorant of the plans being set into motion. Unless... you possess the strength to prove yourself right by merely crushing those who would disagree with you, to reach out and take the power you deserve. Only then will you walk among us, crushing the unworthy beneath your boots as they serve only as bricks in our path to world domination.
If you're one of those weird people who have no interest in the torture of innocents and whatnot, we still have those cookies. And people who like to bake fresh cookies too.
Requirements
Play Gothador. It's hard enough to find people who do anyways. You must also not discuss blue dust too often. It summons the wrong kind of attention from the darkest depths of the SB. Elf members must bathe regularly, lest I throw them into a lake with a heavy object tied to their left big toe.
What do we offer
[*:2ed4twrm]All currently available cult features
[*:2ed4twrm]Experienced and knowledgeable members willing to help out
[*:2ed4twrm]Powerleveling
[*:2ed4twrm]Some of the most active and awesome members around today
[*:2ed4twrm]A cool name
[*:2ed4twrm]Cookies
[*:2ed4twrm]The promise that you will not end up under aforementioned boots
If someone ever happens to stumble upon this game, which appears to happen more and more frequently these days, leave a message if you would like to become a part of the circle or ask in the SB. We're always lurking...
