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#1 Xiryith

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Posted 05 June 2011 - 22:15

Circle of the Tyrants
Apparently CoT has existed for about 2 years without a cult thread. I wanted a cult thread... everyone else has one, so we have one now too! yay us! :D

Seriously now, of course you will later look back on this moment as the first step in our grand plot to subject all of Gothador to our rightful rule. As the weak who grovel before us, you will lament the end of those brief years of silence that found you blissfully ignorant of the plans being set into motion. Unless... you possess the strength to prove yourself right by merely crushing those who would disagree with you, to reach out and take the power you deserve. Only then will you walk among us, crushing the unworthy beneath your boots as they serve only as bricks in our path to world domination.

If you're one of those weird people who have no interest in the torture of innocents and whatnot, we still have those cookies. And people who like to bake fresh cookies too.

Requirements
Play Gothador. It's hard enough to find people who do anyways. You must also not discuss blue dust too often. It summons the wrong kind of attention from the darkest depths of the SB. Elf members must bathe regularly, lest I throw them into a lake with a heavy object tied to their left big toe.

What do we offer

[*:2ed4twrm]All currently available cult features
[*:2ed4twrm]Experienced and knowledgeable members willing to help out
[*:2ed4twrm]Powerleveling
[*:2ed4twrm]Some of the most active and awesome members around today
[*:2ed4twrm]A cool name
[*:2ed4twrm]Cookies
[*:2ed4twrm]The promise that you will not end up under aforementioned boots
If someone ever happens to stumble upon this game, which appears to happen more and more frequently these days, leave a message if you would like to become a part of the circle or ask in the SB. We're always lurking...

#2 gothador_thamistacle

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Posted 05 June 2011 - 22:42

Yea, what lady death said bitches.....now join or run.

#3 gothador_pffft

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Posted 05 June 2011 - 22:46

We have cookies...and lots of other "fun" things :twisted:

#4 Blyss

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Posted 09 June 2011 - 17:48

Where are these cookies? and the other fun things?

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#5 Xiryith

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Posted 13 June 2011 - 16:48

Oh, I'll throw some cookies your way. Was 'gone' for the past 4 days :P

#6 Blyss

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Posted 15 June 2011 - 19:39

I got a cookie! Oh, and Xiryith, I made you something. You don't have to use it if you don't want to. I just felt inspired.


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#7 Ancient

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Posted 04 August 2011 - 04:38

Waaaaaaaaait time out, nobody told me you get free cookies for joining, where are ma cookies :( :( :(

#8 Xiryith

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Posted 04 August 2011 - 20:49

We're all out of cookies. I can get you a muffin though.

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Posted 10 August 2011 - 04:21

A muffin is an ugly cupcake :(

#10 Xiryith

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Posted 10 August 2011 - 16:43

What have muffins ever done to you to warrant such treatment? I'm not picking on you just cause you have pointy ears either now am I? Ok I am, but you still hurt the muffins feelings.

#11 Ancient

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Posted 12 August 2011 - 05:04

I know a muffin who joined your Nazi elf hating movement, from then on, all muffins be ugly cupcakes.

#12 Xiryith

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Posted 13 August 2011 - 19:40

HATERADE* elf hating movement, thank you. And it's not MY movement... I'm the PR manager >.>

The point is, you cannot generalize muffins the same way one generalizes elves. Muffins have no ears and they don't smell. Though the latter may depend on the kind of muffin.

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Posted 18 August 2011 - 00:32

just joined...looks interesting and definately could use some molding into it lol. if you are recruiting noobs...or as i read it now boobs? i have a pair looking for some mentors thank you

#14 seasack

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Posted 18 August 2011 - 06:37

its a typo , its supposed to be 'circle of the toilets'

#15 gothador_thamistacle

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Posted 18 August 2011 - 12:06

Aaww sea, and here i didnt hunt you because i liked you.

#16 dyscord

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Posted 18 August 2011 - 12:31

its a typo , its supposed to be 'circle of the toilets'


Wrong typo...it supposed to read, "Circle of Tyrants-we have cooties"


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#17 Xiryith

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Posted 18 August 2011 - 15:53

Aww dyscord, I understand that your cooties may make you feel bad but projecting it upon others is not the solution.

Now I would give you a hug, but I think it would really be better if you did something about that little problem of yours first <3

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#18 seasack

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Posted 18 August 2011 - 16:49

lol i was gonna post 'we have cooties' but i thought it was too risque`

#19 dyscord

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Posted 18 August 2011 - 22:18

Aww dyscord, I understand that your cooties may make you feel bad but projecting it upon others is not the solution.

Now I would give you a hug, but I think it would really be better if you did something about that little problem of yours first <3

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Pffffft! Cooties is hardly the worst of my problems. In case you hadn't noticed, I'm a Lich...reanimated corpse. It raises a whole host of new issues :| :?

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#20 Xiryith

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Posted 19 August 2011 - 02:13

Now I think you're just overreacting... most liches are way better preserved than the dusty old humans lying around Gothador nowadays. If the few issues that do come with your deteriorating body bother you, try demi-lich. Maybe the cows will release 1/4 6th tier for it some day :lol:

I've heard that usually comes with rotten manners and a tendency to place gender changing and nudity traps all over the place though...


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