Unnatural Openings
Beware Unnatural.
Not born, not summoned.
We are here. We were here all the time.
From the beginning. You didn't know it, but you have felt it.
You feel it right now. You feel it's time to run. Run away from us. Now!
... unless you want to join us.
We've been of the highest ranked and most powerful cults in the game.
We've generally kept ourselves small in numbers, big in effect.
We've been selective about membership, and membership privileges.
We're opening up the Unnatural family.
.... will you fit in?
You don't have to be a high ranking player.
You don't even have to know much about the game.
There is no realm quiz, quest test, or equipment check.
Any class and subclass welcome, as long as you eventually have some class.
We're a friendly and generous bunch.
We're happy to teach The Unnatural Way.
We withhold vault privileges until honesty is apparent to each Unnatural leader.
We seek the Unnaturally dedicated.
You have to be active.
You have to be willing to join and post on our new forum.
You have to be willing to help out your cultmates.
Small or new culties are called upon to amuse the Unnaturally experienced
by writing encouraging or funny forum posts
telling of their adventures and struggles.
We're accepting mainly only main characters,
to help us maim the rest of Gothador.
Alts of Unnatural Mains also welcome.
Yes. We are the keepers of Chunkymonkey.
You can be glad he's in our cult and not others. We are.
Undertaking the domestication of such a powerful and untamed
beast is a big job. It may take us years.
We're are home to Wega.
If her shadow is in your shadow,
well, er, thanks for the PvP points.
Unnatural honors and celebrates personal style and focus.
Want to spend all your AP killing giant roaches while doubled? OK.
Want to see if a miner is your best PvP option? Go for it.
We will undoubtedly have some Unnatural suggestions.
... are you Unnatural?
Visit the "Recruitment Area" thread of the new Unnatural Forum to make your application.
http://z10.invisionfree.com/unnatural/
