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[samweller]

Yahoo for us! Sorry we had to cut out soon, but that couple of weeks of build up was killing me. I'll also fix those eight doors I bashed down between the courtyard and my tower. I, uh, lost my key.

[Laurana]

Very good cause, might I add...

[TechnoDemon]

And one really huge fluffy bed.

And the stocks, and the crosses (upright and diagonal), and the wheel, and the hanging loveseat, and the vaulting horse, and the pillar, and the "stretcher," and the gibbet, and the....

Oh....You meant the cult as a whole, and not just our personal bedroom furniture?

nevermind. :oops:

TechnoDemon
[Accepting reservations (ladies only) for a "demonstration" of the toys. :twisted: ]

[samweller]

Oh....You meant the cult as a whole, and not just our personal bedroom furniture?

I've caught Nic eyeing my "Wheel of Fortune". Perhaps you should get her one for her birthday. Or, maybe yours. You'd be surprised what some women would offer to buy the "O".

[samweller]

Of course I was eyeing it. You've been polishing that thing every hour since you started wooing your bondie.

Yup. A lot of vowels in that girl's name; 4:3 versus consonants. And 3 "A"s! I like A.

[samweller]

You've been thinking too much and not using it enough. Was that the squeaking noise I was hearing? The Wheel needs some oil?

Actually, we're still in the honeymoon period. The Wheel's on the other side of the room, against the wall. There are six flat, four slightly curved, and one dull-edge surfaces that will accomodate a demon between the door and the far wall. We haven't made it halfway yet. :oops:

And something's squeaky, eh? Could be the tilt-a-whirl. Maybe the worm gear that extends the hot tub out over the castle walls for that infinite pool look. Actually, I bet it's the spindle on the log roller:

For he goes birling down a-down the white water
That's where the log driver learns to step lightly
It's birling down, a-down white water
A log driver's waltz pleases girls completely.

I'll take care of it. I'll go harvest some goat tallow right now.

[TechnoDemon]

Sam...Are you Canadian? How the HELL do you know the "Log Drivers Waltz"???????

[uriahheap]

Live in the Frozen North long enough...

Or live in Castle Sin long enough, you're bound to get some Canadian in ya. :twisted:

[samweller]

Or live in Castle Sin long enough, you're bound to get some Canadian in ya. :twisted:

It really can happen without warning.

And yes, TD, I live just a touch north east of you. You could even log roll all the way here, seeing as the Rideau Canal hasn't decided to freeze yet.

Hopefully that tune doesn't stick in your head... :twisted: