eneus said
psssst...to the door the storm to see. :twisted:Comtesse said
awwwww an Ode To vic!!
don´t worry, ye get one too. as soon as i find the proper rhyme for fourty-four double-d :twisted:
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Posted 23 May 2007 - 13:47
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Posted 23 May 2007 - 14:49
eneus said
Comtesse said
awwwww an Ode To vic!!
don´t worry, ye get one too. as soon as i find the proper rhyme for fourty-four double-d :twisted:
*drools*
Can't wait for that edition.
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Posted 01 June 2007 - 06:36
Now listen to me lassies and listen to me lads,
I was once hunting dark mists for unknown trinket, yes,
well I killed like a hundred – still got no single drop
and I was going crazy, wondered if I should stop.
Suddenly the sky darkened obscured by titan ass,
I thought it would be my end but it was a true bless,
it was the good ol´ Merrick doing his shake of luck,
the next mist dropped the trinket and I thought what the…
Hey hey Merrick, shake yer titan rear,
hey hey Merrick, bring the next drop here!
Then after two or three weeks I was hunting some more
in realms of Teridia, ye´ll surely guess what for,
ten thousands mortis crawlers lay butchered before me
and I still had no fragment, than Merrick set me free.
He shook his mighty behind, started the lucky storm
and I found me quest item in next dead crawlers form,
then after the third killed djinn I had a pretty pair
of the great desert fragments – ratio more than fair!
Hey hey Merrick, shake yer titan rear,
hey hey Merrick, bring the next drop here!
Hey hey Merrick, shake yer titan bum,
hey hey Merrick, beat the drop luck drum!
Now what is the conclusion ye ask me lad and lass?
Don´t waste pp on drop luck, make merrick shake his ass…
I was once hunting dark mists for unknown trinket, yes,
well I killed like a hundred – still got no single drop
and I was going crazy, wondered if I should stop.
Suddenly the sky darkened obscured by titan ass,
I thought it would be my end but it was a true bless,
it was the good ol´ Merrick doing his shake of luck,
the next mist dropped the trinket and I thought what the…
Hey hey Merrick, shake yer titan rear,
hey hey Merrick, bring the next drop here!
Then after two or three weeks I was hunting some more
in realms of Teridia, ye´ll surely guess what for,
ten thousands mortis crawlers lay butchered before me
and I still had no fragment, than Merrick set me free.
He shook his mighty behind, started the lucky storm
and I found me quest item in next dead crawlers form,
then after the third killed djinn I had a pretty pair
of the great desert fragments – ratio more than fair!
Hey hey Merrick, shake yer titan rear,
hey hey Merrick, bring the next drop here!
Hey hey Merrick, shake yer titan bum,
hey hey Merrick, beat the drop luck drum!
Now what is the conclusion ye ask me lad and lass?
Don´t waste pp on drop luck, make merrick shake his ass…
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Posted 01 June 2007 - 09:55
i migh as well get killed for this :wink:
I´ve heard of elves that love just trees,
that melt themselves at bark and leaves,
elves minding purely natures peace,
drowned in bore without release;
I´ve heard of elves dwelling in wood,
caring for every single root,
whispering elves, no laugh or hoot,
they´re pretty strange, I tell ye, dude.
But right at that it must be said
I know an elf who´s not that sad,
an elf who would, i bet me head,
give all worlds woods for nice wood-shed.
I´ve heard of elves reserved enough,
starchy, prim, stiff and all that stuff,
of elves that neither flirt nor bluff
and call it manners *starts to laugh*
But as for me, I´d rather see
an elf that fills shout box with wee,
our lovely bishing elvish she
Lady Forty-four Double D!
I´ve heard of elves that love just trees,
that melt themselves at bark and leaves,
elves minding purely natures peace,
drowned in bore without release;
I´ve heard of elves dwelling in wood,
caring for every single root,
whispering elves, no laugh or hoot,
they´re pretty strange, I tell ye, dude.
But right at that it must be said
I know an elf who´s not that sad,
an elf who would, i bet me head,
give all worlds woods for nice wood-shed.
I´ve heard of elves reserved enough,
starchy, prim, stiff and all that stuff,
of elves that neither flirt nor bluff
and call it manners *starts to laugh*
But as for me, I´d rather see
an elf that fills shout box with wee,
our lovely bishing elvish she
Lady Forty-four Double D!
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Posted 01 June 2007 - 10:02
I got my poem I got my poem
YAYAYAYAYAYAYAYAYAYAAYAYAYYAAY
YAYAYAYAYAYAYAYAYAYAAYAYAYYAAY
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Posted 01 June 2007 - 20:57
bravo eneus, bravo!
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Posted 06 June 2007 - 07:19
just glad you are around eneus
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Posted 06 June 2007 - 07:27
see, sometimes when not bullied out of the SB us noobie babies can become part of the goth world, and if truth be told, RULE it.
Eneus and I are the best noobs around.
Eneus and I are the best noobs around.
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Posted 06 June 2007 - 07:31
Comtesse said
see, sometimes when not bullied out of the SB us noobie babies can become part of the goth world, and if truth be told, RULE it.
Eneus and I are the best noobs around.
noone bullied this demon from shout box yet. or i was too dumb to notice that :twisted:
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Posted 06 June 2007 - 14:00
hes my bonded you know :wink:
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Posted 20 July 2007 - 09:19
and here´s to anoter me cultie...
This happend near burial grounds, I spent there nights and days
in hope to overhear the sounds of zombie mating ways,
well I expected some of those funny squishing and moans
but instead of it laughter rose above them graves and stones.
I stood up, looked around and called: „Now what´s going on here?“
then climbed the half-ruined graveyard wall not feeling any fear,
me brimstone eyes they gleamed like hell and guess what did I see –
- a blithe spirit who turned himself to archaeology.
Quite surprised I just shook me pate and next to him I sat
to find out he´s quite a mate within some hours of chat,
a high spirited spirit mage, true little culties bliss
who baby-sits them for no wage in Mortis Dramoris.
Then he said: „I would like to stick, but I just gotta go,
you see I got some graves to dig and race UglyKidJoe.“
and given he´s an undead class, he may pick his own bones,
three times „Hooray!“ for Damolas – Gothador Indy Jones!
This happend near burial grounds, I spent there nights and days
in hope to overhear the sounds of zombie mating ways,
well I expected some of those funny squishing and moans
but instead of it laughter rose above them graves and stones.
I stood up, looked around and called: „Now what´s going on here?“
then climbed the half-ruined graveyard wall not feeling any fear,
me brimstone eyes they gleamed like hell and guess what did I see –
- a blithe spirit who turned himself to archaeology.
Quite surprised I just shook me pate and next to him I sat
to find out he´s quite a mate within some hours of chat,
a high spirited spirit mage, true little culties bliss
who baby-sits them for no wage in Mortis Dramoris.
Then he said: „I would like to stick, but I just gotta go,
you see I got some graves to dig and race UglyKidJoe.“
and given he´s an undead class, he may pick his own bones,
three times „Hooray!“ for Damolas – Gothador Indy Jones!
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