Wanted: Unreasonable expectations to be met 10 minutes ago
#1
Posted 18 January 2009 - 23:55
Also the following will be required:
Better thighs
Better spelling
Bigger bank account
Bigger other things
Ability to sit up straight at all times
Ability to speak clearly and utter syllables distinctly....
...........while drinking or sudden waking would be nice but not mandatory
Extended focus
Extended patience
And in addition to the above requirements the following will be considered negotiable but preferred:
Consistent flow of Kim Chee, Pad Thai, Steak and Mead of which Celestial has recently discovered to be delicious.
#2
Posted 19 January 2009 - 20:50
#3 gothador_goombaloomp
Posted 24 January 2009 - 06:50
Wanted: Celestial needs xp drop boost anytime it occurs to her to play, this is not necessarily at times normal people would play and certainly never when ANY of her cultmates are on. In short 24-7 access to boost would be preferable.
Also the following will be required:
Better thighs
Better spelling
Bigger bank account
Bigger other things
Ability to sit up straight at all times
Ability to speak clearly and utter syllables distinctly....
...........while drinking or sudden waking would be nice but not mandatory
Extended focus
Extended patience
And in addition to the above requirements the following will be considered negotiable but preferred:
Consistent flow of Kim Chee, Pad Thai, Steak and Mead of which Celestial has recently discovered to be delicious.
Would you like fries with that?
#4
Posted 24 January 2009 - 16:59
Wanted: Celestial needs xp drop boost anytime it occurs to her to play, this is not necessarily at times normal people would play and certainly never when ANY of her cultmates are on. In short 24-7 access to boost would be preferable.
Also the following will be required:
Better thighs
Better spelling
Bigger bank account
Bigger other things
Ability to sit up straight at all times
Ability to speak clearly and utter syllables distinctly....
...........while drinking or sudden waking would be nice but not mandatory
Extended focus
Extended patience
And in addition to the above requirements the following will be considered negotiable but preferred:
Consistent flow of Kim Chee, Pad Thai, Steak and Mead of which Celestial has recently discovered to be delicious.
Would you like fries with that?
Ohhh waffle or thick cut? Or even better Cajun seasoned :shock:
#5 gothador_goombaloomp
Posted 24 January 2009 - 19:18
#6
Posted 31 January 2009 - 11:37
#7
Posted 31 January 2009 - 13:24
#8 gothador_adversary
Posted 07 February 2009 - 05:32
Wanted: Celestial needs xp drop boost anytime it occurs to her to play, this is not necessarily at times normal people would play and certainly never when ANY of her cultmates are on. In short 24-7 access to boost would be preferable.
:? Since when do "normal people" play Gothador?
Than who's?Better thighs
Bigger bank account
I have over 2 Billion GP and about 40K PP Is that a big enough bank account?
That I can provide!Bigger other things
Just blame it on the microphone and speakers!Ability to speak clearly and utter syllables distinctly....
You keep eating like that you'll have a 'Consistent Flow' I think.Consistent flow of Kim Chee, Pad Thai, Steak and Mead of which Celestial has recently discovered to be delicious.
So, What are you offering in return for all of these things?
#9 gothador_narf
Posted 27 February 2009 - 20:14
Baby, did you really think you couldn't touch my miner parts just because we're not bonded anymore? tsk tsk.Wanted: Celestial needs xp drop boost anytime it occurs to her to play, this is not necessarily at times normal people would play and certainly never when ANY of her cultmates are on. In short 24-7 access to boost would be preferable.
Also the following will be required:
Better thighs
Better spelling
Bigger bank account
Bigger other things
Ability to sit up straight at all times
Ability to speak clearly and utter syllables distinctly....
...........while drinking or sudden waking would be nice but not mandatory
Extended focus
Extended patience
And in addition to the above requirements the following will be considered negotiable but preferred:
Consistent flow of Kim Chee, Pad Thai, Steak and Mead of which Celestial has recently discovered to be delicious.
I still have you tattooed on my title after all.
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