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#1 Karmh72

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Posted 18 January 2009 - 23:55

Wanted: Celestial needs xp drop boost anytime it occurs to her to play, this is not necessarily at times normal people would play and certainly never when ANY of her cultmates are on. In short 24-7 access to boost would be preferable.

Also the following will be required:

Better thighs
Better spelling
Bigger bank account
Bigger other things
Ability to sit up straight at all times
Ability to speak clearly and utter syllables distinctly....
...........while drinking or sudden waking would be nice but not mandatory
Extended focus
Extended patience


And in addition to the above requirements the following will be considered negotiable but preferred:
Consistent flow of Kim Chee, Pad Thai, Steak and Mead of which Celestial has recently discovered to be delicious.

#2 erathirea

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Posted 19 January 2009 - 20:50

Steak and Mead.......... I think I'm in love.

#3 gothador_goombaloomp

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Posted 24 January 2009 - 06:50

Wanted: Celestial needs xp drop boost anytime it occurs to her to play, this is not necessarily at times normal people would play and certainly never when ANY of her cultmates are on. In short 24-7 access to boost would be preferable.

Also the following will be required:

Better thighs
Better spelling
Bigger bank account
Bigger other things
Ability to sit up straight at all times
Ability to speak clearly and utter syllables distinctly....
...........while drinking or sudden waking would be nice but not mandatory
Extended focus
Extended patience


And in addition to the above requirements the following will be considered negotiable but preferred:
Consistent flow of Kim Chee, Pad Thai, Steak and Mead of which Celestial has recently discovered to be delicious.



Would you like fries with that? :lol:

#4 Karmh72

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Posted 24 January 2009 - 16:59

Wanted: Celestial needs xp drop boost anytime it occurs to her to play, this is not necessarily at times normal people would play and certainly never when ANY of her cultmates are on. In short 24-7 access to boost would be preferable.

Also the following will be required:

Better thighs
Better spelling
Bigger bank account
Bigger other things
Ability to sit up straight at all times
Ability to speak clearly and utter syllables distinctly....
...........while drinking or sudden waking would be nice but not mandatory
Extended focus
Extended patience


And in addition to the above requirements the following will be considered negotiable but preferred:
Consistent flow of Kim Chee, Pad Thai, Steak and Mead of which Celestial has recently discovered to be delicious.



Would you like fries with that? :lol:




Ohhh waffle or thick cut? Or even better Cajun seasoned :shock:

#5 gothador_goombaloomp

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Posted 24 January 2009 - 19:18

mmmmmm cajun seasoned of course. :D

#6 Debrutsid

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Posted 31 January 2009 - 11:37

I'm eating Pad Thai right now!

#7 Debrutsid

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Posted 31 January 2009 - 13:24

Do you want to super size that?

#8 gothador_adversary

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Posted 07 February 2009 - 05:32

Wanted: Celestial needs xp drop boost anytime it occurs to her to play, this is not necessarily at times normal people would play and certainly never when ANY of her cultmates are on. In short 24-7 access to boost would be preferable.


:? Since when do "normal people" play Gothador?

Better thighs

Than who's?

Bigger bank account


I have over 2 Billion GP and about 40K PP Is that a big enough bank account?

Bigger other things

That I can provide!

Ability to speak clearly and utter syllables distinctly....

Just blame it on the microphone and speakers!

Consistent flow of Kim Chee, Pad Thai, Steak and Mead of which Celestial has recently discovered to be delicious.

You keep eating like that you'll have a 'Consistent Flow' I think. :lol:

So, What are you offering in return for all of these things?

#9 gothador_narf

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Posted 27 February 2009 - 20:14

Wanted: Celestial needs xp drop boost anytime it occurs to her to play, this is not necessarily at times normal people would play and certainly never when ANY of her cultmates are on. In short 24-7 access to boost would be preferable.

Also the following will be required:

Better thighs
Better spelling
Bigger bank account
Bigger other things
Ability to sit up straight at all times
Ability to speak clearly and utter syllables distinctly....
...........while drinking or sudden waking would be nice but not mandatory
Extended focus
Extended patience


And in addition to the above requirements the following will be considered negotiable but preferred:
Consistent flow of Kim Chee, Pad Thai, Steak and Mead of which Celestial has recently discovered to be delicious.

Baby, did you really think you couldn't touch my miner parts just because we're not bonded anymore? tsk tsk.
I still have you tattooed on my title after all.


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