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Tales from The Drinking Bear Tavern
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Posted 26 January 2006 - 11:05
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Posted 26 January 2006 - 16:23
~poking my head in the tavern I spot Arn~
"This is where you been?? I have been hunting all over the place!"
Walking in, I plant myself on the barstool between PolarBear and Arnvidr
"Serve me up Ale Babe!"
"This is where you been?? I have been hunting all over the place!"
Walking in, I plant myself on the barstool between PolarBear and Arnvidr
"Serve me up Ale Babe!"
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Posted 26 January 2006 - 16:26
"Hio shannanan" says PB. "Try the local dumplings, they're extra thick "
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Posted 26 January 2006 - 16:31
Think it's about time I came in for another beer 
Hey Shann...mind if I join you guys?
Hey Shann...mind if I join you guys?
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Posted 26 January 2006 - 16:32
"Hio there back to ya BigGuy!!" I reply
"Dumplings eh? Ok, I am always game for something new, I'll take some of those dumplings along with my beer there Ale Babe"
"Dumplings eh? Ok, I am always game for something new, I'll take some of those dumplings along with my beer there Ale Babe"
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Posted 27 January 2006 - 04:29
*Chao wanders in, sees one of his favorite angels*
"Shan!" he shouts tackling her to the ground and landed a big wet sloppy kiss on her cheek.
"Shan!" he shouts tackling her to the ground and landed a big wet sloppy kiss on her cheek.
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Posted 28 January 2006 - 20:29
*Chao wanders in, sees one of his favorite angels*
"Shan!" he shouts tackling her to the ground and landed a big wet sloppy kiss on her cheek.
*lands with a loud thump*
"CHAO!!! hey Babe!!!" shann giggles
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Posted 03 February 2006 - 09:30
RaelCleap walks into the tavern,looks around and storms to the bar putting a battered acoustic guitar against it."Pint good bar keep,nice beard,an' a packet of pork scratchings." Raels face comes over all menacing(demons are quite mennacing at the best of times,but this was a whole new shade of menace).
"A shot of wisky der laaaaaa!" His face changes slightly to a more calm state of its own mind.
"Makessss mine a pintssss of blood." His face changes back to the happy go hack you down in a second complection.
"An if you sell food I'll have an elf leg with jam and salt pleases,unless you sell angel wings?" Rael licks his lips looks over his shoulder and shouts.
"YOU HAVING ANYTHING TO EAT?" He crack his kneck back and looks the barkeeper in the eyes.
"NO A SOILDER ONLY EATS AT THE APOINTED TIMES! YOU KNOW THAT YOU PUNY EXCUSE FOR A LARMA FONDLER!" Rael swiches back to a relaxed position.
"Perhaps a song then?" He said as he picked up the guitar. :shock: :shock: :twisted: :shock: :shock:
"A shot of wisky der laaaaaa!" His face changes slightly to a more calm state of its own mind.
"Makessss mine a pintssss of blood." His face changes back to the happy go hack you down in a second complection.
"An if you sell food I'll have an elf leg with jam and salt pleases,unless you sell angel wings?" Rael licks his lips looks over his shoulder and shouts.
"YOU HAVING ANYTHING TO EAT?" He crack his kneck back and looks the barkeeper in the eyes.
"NO A SOILDER ONLY EATS AT THE APOINTED TIMES! YOU KNOW THAT YOU PUNY EXCUSE FOR A LARMA FONDLER!" Rael swiches back to a relaxed position.
"Perhaps a song then?" He said as he picked up the guitar. :shock: :shock: :twisted: :shock: :shock:
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Posted 03 February 2006 - 09:38
sitting quietly on my own by the fire, I gave into the flames watching them dancing over the brickwork like little fire spirits.
Noticing I have finished my drink I hop on over to the bar for more...
Another of your finest beers my good man
Noticing I have finished my drink I hop on over to the bar for more...
Another of your finest beers my good man
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Posted 03 February 2006 - 21:17
"Awwwwwwwwwww arn't you cute and fluffy!" Rael says to lunetta and bursts into song throwing chords from the battered acoustic like there's no tomorrow,
"I'v got a beard that grows and grows.Nobody knows my troubles or woe's.Leave it a week and its grown to me toe's.I'v got a beard that grows and grows." *guitar solo* "Morning stuble,afternoon shade! Somebody told me to gat a shave! I'v got a beard that grows and grows,Nobody knows my troubles or woe's." wiggles pelvis!
"UH HUH." :shock: :shock: :twisted: :shock: :shock:
"I'v got a beard that grows and grows.Nobody knows my troubles or woe's.Leave it a week and its grown to me toe's.I'v got a beard that grows and grows." *guitar solo* "Morning stuble,afternoon shade! Somebody told me to gat a shave! I'v got a beard that grows and grows,Nobody knows my troubles or woe's." wiggles pelvis!
"UH HUH." :shock: :shock: :twisted: :shock: :shock:
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Posted 04 February 2006 - 04:37
Shan! Shan! Shan! I missed you!
*More sloppy kisses follow*
*More sloppy kisses follow*
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Posted 15 March 2006 - 22:53
*Sweeney Todd enters the room. His face was pale and his eye wass odd. Quick, quiet, and clean he was. He scans the room, looking for his next victim.*
I'll have a beer and a meat pie. Long pork, if you please.
*Looking around the room, and noticing the lack of care most of the clientele give to thier morning ablution's, he makes his play...*
Would you mind if I posted some fliers for my tonsorial parlor, over on Fleet Street? It looks to me like you have many prospective vic... er... I mean clients who could do with my services.
*So saying, he sets some handmade fliers on the bar in front of Alethinos.*
Oh, I will also be getting in some fresh meat which I would be inclined to dispose of... I mean sell you, for the meat pies :twisted:
I'll have a beer and a meat pie. Long pork, if you please.
*Looking around the room, and noticing the lack of care most of the clientele give to thier morning ablution's, he makes his play...*
Would you mind if I posted some fliers for my tonsorial parlor, over on Fleet Street? It looks to me like you have many prospective vic... er... I mean clients who could do with my services.
*So saying, he sets some handmade fliers on the bar in front of Alethinos.*
Oh, I will also be getting in some fresh meat which I would be inclined to dispose of... I mean sell you, for the meat pies :twisted:
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Posted 16 March 2006 - 09:49
Heeey...a guest!
Another bear!
*Did I really say that.....no matter, I'll get my beer anyway...*
Another bear!
*Did I really say that.....no matter, I'll get my beer anyway...*
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Posted 20 March 2006 - 18:50
Hmm, how about you, Arnvidr? You look like you could use a shave... The closest I ever gave! And how about a tooth pulling? Free, without charge (gratis, even)? And afterwards we could have you for dinner, ha ha!
*Starts humming to himself- "Fortunately it's all so clear, that everybody goes down well with beer!"*
*Starts humming to himself- "Fortunately it's all so clear, that everybody goes down well with beer!"*
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Posted 20 March 2006 - 20:24
Old PB gets up the use the restroom and trips, snout first, over the huge red and white sign SweeneyTod insisted on carrying around with him...
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Posted 22 March 2006 - 06:52
*Looks at PolarBears prone carcass on the floor...*
At last, my plan is complete!"
*He then proceeds to give PB a shave. He nicks him only once, quite deliberatly and deftly removing an ear. :twisted: *
*A demonic chorus sings in the distance:*
It stung a little but not for long! And those who thought him a simple clod were soon reconsidering under the sod. Conigned there by a friendly nod.... From Sweeney Todd.
The demon barber of Fleet...
Street.
At last, my plan is complete!"
*He then proceeds to give PB a shave. He nicks him only once, quite deliberatly and deftly removing an ear. :twisted: *
*A demonic chorus sings in the distance:*
It stung a little but not for long! And those who thought him a simple clod were soon reconsidering under the sod. Conigned there by a friendly nod.... From Sweeney Todd.
The demon barber of Fleet...
Street.
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Posted 22 March 2006 - 15:22
Rael buys Sweeny Tod a drink and looks at him with a glare of evil! :twisted:
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Posted 22 March 2006 - 17:35
What! You didn't try to stuff and mount me as well? :shock: :?...It stung a little but not for long!...
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Posted 22 March 2006 - 17:41
*Sweeney gives Real Claep a friendly nod and thinks Hmm, fresh supplies perhaps?
"Thank you for the drink, kind sir. You are clearly a gentleman of class and distinction. Feel free to stop by my Tonsorial Parlor over on Fleet Street for a shave, some cologne, or perhaps a tooth pulling; free, without charge!"
"Thank you for the drink, kind sir. You are clearly a gentleman of class and distinction. Feel free to stop by my Tonsorial Parlor over on Fleet Street for a shave, some cologne, or perhaps a tooth pulling; free, without charge!"
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Posted 22 March 2006 - 17:44
What! You didn't try to stuff and mount me as well? :shock: :?
Sorry Polar Bear, I'm not into that sort of thing. Check with Arnvidr, I've heard rumors that he's into that stuff!
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