Title says everything really - can it be updated to at least 5400 please ?
Last Realm currently is 5300
Last Master Realm currently is 5276
Last Creatures listed are 5300 (bar 1, somehow)
Other stuff is way behind the curve too....
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Posted by Pardoux
on 25 September 2023 - 08:36
Posted by Pardoux
on 26 August 2023 - 07:29
Appreciate the Event HCS but My Goodness could you please update the Reward stash. There is nothing in it that is useful.. really think you can get better of everything elsewhere with pots and stuff.. not even saying switch the Buffs in the stash just up the dang level of the skill.. not even the duration.. LOL.. these stash's are a joke..
Again Thanks for the event
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Could not agree more - SO underpowered these days..
Posted by Pardoux
on 25 May 2023 - 06:54
Lag occurs 24/7... for about last month every day... regardless of action... be it moving on the map, trying to enter arena or search auction house, compose a pot or extract a resource.... or anything else you can think of. Only thing that is consistant, is that if lag doesnt spike for ~20...40 seconds, it goes bad or even worse for the next ~30...60 seconds (page load times from 5...15 seconds during that time)... and then the cycle repeats itself... over and over... every day, every hour, every minute... please figure it out and find a solution.
That pretty much sums it up - doesn't matter what you're doing, you can be fine, then spike and continue to repeat indefinitely..
Posted by Pardoux
on 25 February 2023 - 19:25
Posted by Pardoux
on 13 November 2022 - 20:27
There is nothing hard about walking around a map aimlessly with the footstep tracker. Something along the lines of what was suggested above will require at least a little bit more thought to participate in. However I can see how it would be intimidating to some to be something more than just aimlessly walking.
I think at least the average player could discern this complexity however.
Again with the not-quite-so-subtle dig at me.
So, how would having a buff that indicated if there was a chest either on the map or on a map within "x" level range require ANY more thought than the way it is currently - other than, of course, being an average player smart enough to actually cast the buff upon themself.
It just simplifies the process, exactly the same as it would have were it for the SE hunting instead. You want chests, look for them. You want SE's, look for them.
The system isn't broken ergo it doesn't need fixing.
Posted by Pardoux
on 13 November 2022 - 00:18
Looking for chests is just aimlessly walking around for the most part. There is some tips and tricks to do with how chests spawn, that aside it's the very definition of "dumbed down".
Some sort of Hot/Cold indicator will add more spice to such a dull chore. It doesn't even necessarily have to indicate it's on the map. But there could be one on a map close to you.
It's funny - in some of the threads, you cry out for the game to be made harder, but in others, you cry out for it to made easier. Wish you'd pick a stance and stick to it.
Chest hunting IS boring, it IS tedious and the keys, relative to the drops (for the most part) are horrendously expensive, but making a buff that tells you if there is a chest on a map, or even a map close to you is not necessary. You want chests, buy the locations that lots of other folk do, or use some of that 500K+ stamina you have to trudge the realms.
This buff is no different to the SE hunting one, other than a different goal in mind ...
Posted by Pardoux
on 12 November 2022 - 20:48
Why not make Far Sight Skill works for Realm Chests instead? It would be a good addition as potion not a player's skill though
Again, no - search for them, or buy locations - game does NOT need dumbing down further
Posted by Pardoux
on 10 November 2022 - 06:58
I'm fully behind the cows limiting epics to +7 - there are quite a few reasons being trotted out (primarily by ... oh wait ... the titan hunting guilds) but the bottom line is they would like a new revenue stream that +7 doesn't offer as much any longer ...
Posted by Pardoux
on 10 November 2022 - 06:55
Good Morning Pardoux!
This buff is not being added to the game
Its name was featured in a past roadmap, but we removed it as we believe it's not something that should be added at this time in its current iteration (in other words: it needs reworked or discarded entirely). It was shown because Tilley asked what happened to it
Thank you.
*PHEW*
You pretty much already can do this without any buffs -
I don't think so Penny - going to each SE spawn site, and sweeping (potentially) the whole map is a pretty time-consuming process
Posted by Pardoux
on 07 November 2022 - 17:36
Farsight
Reveal if a Super Elite is in your current realm. At level 125+ it has a chance of revealing the location as well.
Posted by Pardoux
on 17 September 2022 - 23:03
It does seem to be having less and less use, that's for sure.
I agree that it shouldn't work on epics - but that horse has long since bolted anyways - massive profits were made on the likes of dragonbane by some
Other stuff ? - ESPECIALLY expensive quests, for instance, it SHOULD work
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