Tsali

Wow!  That was incredibly obsessed with bacon!  I approve of  bacon quite thoroughly, and think it should be enjoyed at every given chance!  That being said, I am so amazed by this profound extolling of bacon's virtues, I almost feel guilty about declaring this most verbose recitation as being what it is:  A BUTT LOAD OF PORK!

Give up your mage, Guthix, and play a Templar for a while! , Maybe then, you'll get it!

Why is it that every time this game gets an update, it screws the Templars?  Every single time!

Are you angry at Templars?  Did a Templar jack you for your lunch money at school? What?

Get Eldevin Points while typing angrily,  return with egg on face!  Mutter apologies!  *sigh*!

Indeed patience is a virtue, and I seem to be a man without!

(1) Joined Swag Bucks from the above link.  (2) Earned the 450 Swag Bucks as ordered, to get the 2,500 Eldevin points.  (3) Get nothing, instant delivery, my fat @ss!

Read completely again!  Looking to be sure I didn't miss something, like I did earlier.  Nothing missed!  Followed procedure listed to the letter!  Objective fulfilled, no reward!  A week's worth of work, shot to hell!