The Dispensary of Indiscriminate Justice is seeking new, active members for a drive towards the top of the list. We're a fully equipped cult with numerous active and generous characters who will help out new, low level players. Also keen to attract any higher levels who need a cult or want to change.
Membership comes with a free Licence to Kill and a packet of Pop Tarts (to be held in the Cult vault). How can you resist?
The banter's pretty top-notch as well. What, what!
Rah for the DOIJ.
Toodle Pips, SD.
DOIJ - Recruitment Drive
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gothador_spiraldocto
, Feb 25 2008 13:29
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gothador_spiraldocto
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Posted 29 February 2008 - 06:48
re-re-bump - when the crowd says 'BO SELECTA!'
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gothador_recondite
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Posted 01 March 2008 - 04:20
OK, who fed him a PopTart? :evil:
Perhaps I should translate SP's well meant post...
Go on, sign up! Make yer mother proud!
Perhaps I should translate SP's well meant post...
The Dispensary of Indiscriminate Justice is seeking new, active members for a drive towards the top of the list. We need new meat. The last bunch of newbs have either spent all their money or are so physcologicaly broken that they are of no further use We're a fully equipped cult We have lots of neat tools and employ them with vigour with numerous active and generous characters who will help out new, low level players The owners are lazy . Also keen to attract any higher levels who need a cult or want to change. Does the afformentiened sound interesting? Spent all your time pretending to make friends on the Five Year Plan?
Membership comes with a free Licence to Kill Self explanatoryand a packet of Pop Tarts (to be held in the Cult vault)To be explained later. When it's too late. . How can you resist? You will be assimilated
The banter's pretty top-notch as well Our cult hunts usually resemble an Irish wake. What, what! Self Explanatory
Rah for the DOIJ.Owner Worship is encouraged
Toodle Pips, ? sorry, might have upped the voltage a bit too high SD.
Go on, sign up! Make yer mother proud!
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gothador_fluffduster
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Posted 13 March 2008 - 06:01
*Bump* *bumP*
Come and see what all the gargants are crowding around for!!!
Come and see what all the gargants are crowding around for!!!
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gothador_ackptuoi
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Posted 29 June 2008 - 12:53
Hmm no recruitment... so we are just driving 
Now 17th highest cult by experience... (up 3 places)
Now with 2 top hundred characters
71. SpiralDoctor Level 13760
77. Shauthra Level 13251
And 4 more over 10k on their way...
Now 17th highest cult by experience... (up 3 places)
Now with 2 top hundred characters
71. SpiralDoctor Level 13760
77. Shauthra Level 13251
And 4 more over 10k on their way...
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gothador_llangort
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Posted 29 June 2008 - 13:55
Including a mage or three
such as me
a spirit I be
my poetry sucketh verily
such as me
a spirit I be
my poetry sucketh verily
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Posted 27 July 2008 - 05:45
IT'S A TRAP! D:
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gothador_ackptuoi
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Posted 28 July 2008 - 12:58
IT'S A TRAP! D:
Ummm no it's not... it's just a fancy cheeseholder I assure you
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Posted 01 December 2008 - 12:37
Come you lot.... join the frikkin DOIJ.
We got the best Cult Square and the best forums that any cult on here has ever had.
Feel free to register at http://www.doij.net
If you dont join; well...... you are scum and you know you are.
If we dont get any new members by 14th December 09 - then Reco and I will have to put on a radio show.......................................and really .............really............... you dont want that.
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We got the best Cult Square and the best forums that any cult on here has ever had.
Feel free to register at http://www.doij.net
If you dont join; well...... you are scum and you know you are.
If we dont get any new members by 14th December 09 - then Reco and I will have to put on a radio show.......................................and really .............really............... you dont want that.
ADK
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Posted 01 December 2008 - 13:09
The radio show is looking more likely every minute that passes.
God help the world.........
Viva la DOIJ.
ADK
God help the world.........
Viva la DOIJ.
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Posted 02 December 2008 - 14:59
Shamless radio show excuse bump mumble.
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gothador_mortll
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Posted 03 December 2008 - 07:45
Shamless bumps is that anything like dirty pillows .
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gothador_ackptuoi
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Posted 05 December 2008 - 02:43
Shamless bumps is that anything like dirty pillows .
Hopefully yes
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Posted 12 December 2008 - 17:23
Join the DOIJ... The only trust worthy cult left in this spreadsheet.
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gothador_recondite
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Posted 13 December 2008 - 23:46
Welcome GoethesLover, our newest recruit who brings us just that much closer to world domination. We're running out of space!
Apply now for berth on our global warming proofed CS, or suffer the inevitable fate of watching all the "cool people" have oodles of fun while society around you collapses under the weight of economic crisis and enviromental apocalypse..
Apply now for berth on our global warming proofed CS, or suffer the inevitable fate of watching all the "cool people" have oodles of fun while society around you collapses under the weight of economic crisis and enviromental apocalypse..
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gothador_mortll
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Posted 13 December 2008 - 23:55
lmao you sound like eskimos
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Posted 14 December 2008 - 02:01
lmao you sound like eskimos
You laugh now mortll, but when this spreadsheet collapses and the macros stop working.. you'll be 11010010110101
Whilst the DOIJ will be partying with teh Penguins and their leader Pingu.
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