now wellcome at me tavern all ye fighters and mages and miners, i mean all of ye gothador adventurers. heck even elves may take a seat, if they washed properly, that is. :twisted:
the keg of beer is over there, the skulls to drink from ye brought yer own, i hope. in an hour or two that roasted human will be ready to serve.
in the meantime i will try to entertain ye in the good ol´bard´s way...
bard´s corner
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, May 03 2007 07:16
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Posted 03 May 2007 - 07:19
and off we go with the first poem of this evening:
now hit me on me head with brick
if this won´t be a limerick
about that cute and amish titan
who - and now ye shall be frightened
hits like a brick, it´s ye merrick!
now hit me on me head with brick
if this won´t be a limerick
about that cute and amish titan
who - and now ye shall be frightened
hits like a brick, it´s ye merrick!
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Posted 03 May 2007 - 07:54
and now a homage to me bonded, so please be quiet, cause this one is straight from the heart 
see the poo flying all around?
that awfull smell, that squishing sound?
see levels sprouting up, no down?
now that´s me bonded - best ape to found!
see forum hijacked? what a terrible might!
furry celestial? now that´s hell of a sight!
he´s chunky and monkey both at the same time
so three times hooray for me partner in crime!
see the poo flying all around?
that awfull smell, that squishing sound?
see levels sprouting up, no down?
now that´s me bonded - best ape to found!
see forum hijacked? what a terrible might!
furry celestial? now that´s hell of a sight!
he´s chunky and monkey both at the same time
so three times hooray for me partner in crime!
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Posted 03 May 2007 - 07:59
You're an odd duck eneus. But thats why I love you; and so does my beard.
8)
8)
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Posted 03 May 2007 - 08:04
You're an odd duck eneus. But thats why I love you; and so does my beard.
8)
to be honest i didn´t know that odd is a synonym for talented or even close to genius up to now
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Posted 03 May 2007 - 08:17
I just want to say, that I don't taste all that good roasted.... mebbe joo ought to try casseroled...
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Posted 03 May 2007 - 08:40
I just want to say, that I don't taste all that good roasted.... mebbe joo ought to try casseroled...
oh don´t be mistaken, we don´t roast every human, especially not the guests. our tavern has it´s own human breeding pit in the backyard, so we got more than sufficient nutritious source.
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Posted 03 May 2007 - 09:39
i loved my poem that means me gots to make one bout you :evil: :wink:
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Posted 03 May 2007 - 09:43
if ye feel like it...just make sure it doesn´t contain too much poo
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Posted 03 May 2007 - 09:46
if ye feel like it...just make sure it doesn´t contain too much poo
ye but most words rhyme with poo :wink:
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Posted 03 May 2007 - 09:52
and now, let´s mention one of them pointy ears :twisted:
all of ye know him - king of thieves
who´ll rob yer mother, nephew, niece
who´ll snatch yer purse without a thought
who keeps the coin that ye have fought
to acquire through sweat and blood.
emerge in shout box? better not!
because he lurks there, seeks and tries
while lawyers make him alibies...
but do not blame him, he robs for sport,
though he smells funny in that elvish sort
i really like him and so shall thee:
thumbs up for sacbro seven three
all of ye know him - king of thieves
who´ll rob yer mother, nephew, niece
who´ll snatch yer purse without a thought
who keeps the coin that ye have fought
to acquire through sweat and blood.
emerge in shout box? better not!
because he lurks there, seeks and tries
while lawyers make him alibies...
but do not blame him, he robs for sport,
though he smells funny in that elvish sort
i really like him and so shall thee:
thumbs up for sacbro seven three
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Posted 03 May 2007 - 09:57
bows and then hugs me brother, eneus (you nut) :twisted: You stole 574 gp from eneus.
:twisted: You stole 574 gp from eneus.
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Posted 03 May 2007 - 10:03
and now, let´s mention one of them pointy ears :twisted:
all of ye know him - king of thieves
who´ll rob yer mother, nephew, niece
who´ll snatch yer purse without a thought
who keeps the coin that ye have fought
to acquire through sweat and blood.
emerge in shout box? better not!
because he lurks there, seeks and tries
while lawyers make him alibies...
but do not blame him, he robs for sport,
though he smells funny in that elvish sort
i really like him and so shall thee:
thumbs up for sacbro seven three
you aint half bad at these :shock:
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Posted 03 May 2007 - 10:06
you aint half bad at these :shock:
and ye thought ye are bonded to an illiterate halfwit? :wink:
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Posted 03 May 2007 - 10:08
you aint half bad at these :shock:
and ye thought ye are bonded to an illiterate halfwit? :wink:
no just never asked you if you were or not lol
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Posted 22 May 2007 - 08:48
i guess ye all will guess to whom this one goes
Autumn´s Edge when I did travel (either to quest or to level),
I saw two hunters, mad as devil, yelling till their throats were sore;
over griffin they were chiding, steeds of anger they were riding,
then, suddenly, out of hiding rose the figure we adore,
rose the cuddlesome yet deadly elvish figure we adore –
- Feather Queen of Gothador.
„Quarrel not!“ she whispered stilly, „Quarrel not and don´t be silly.
Your fight is vain, dear Bob and Billy, so vain that it can´t be more!
Case is clear – you came here sniffin´, then you slew the noble griffin,
Here it lies, all cold and stiffin´, cast upon deaths gloomy shore,
but the remains that won´t vanish upon said deaths gloomy shore
shall be mine in Gothador!“
That she said and grabbed the feathers, ´cause nothnig else really matters,
ye can keep meat, bones and leathers, eyes and inwards, all the gore,
but the quill, those plumes of beauty are the only part of booty
ye shall give, such is yer duty, to the lass that still wants more,
to the lass that has six thousands feathers but she still wants more –
- Feather Queen of Gothador.
Now the hunters, voices wobbling, said: „We´d rather eat a goblin
and spent rest of our days hobbling than ruin your great feather score!“
Kneeling on leaves, not opposing, they surrendered without pausing
while she kept carefully dosing glimpses of the dress she wore,
no, not the cloak, I am speaking of the nurse outfit that wore
Feather Queen of Gothador.
Thus be warned and make no mistake, don´t hide feathers in yer store,
don´t be greedy and give feathers ye are hiding in yer store
to Their Queen of Gothador!
Autumn´s Edge when I did travel (either to quest or to level),
I saw two hunters, mad as devil, yelling till their throats were sore;
over griffin they were chiding, steeds of anger they were riding,
then, suddenly, out of hiding rose the figure we adore,
rose the cuddlesome yet deadly elvish figure we adore –
- Feather Queen of Gothador.
„Quarrel not!“ she whispered stilly, „Quarrel not and don´t be silly.
Your fight is vain, dear Bob and Billy, so vain that it can´t be more!
Case is clear – you came here sniffin´, then you slew the noble griffin,
Here it lies, all cold and stiffin´, cast upon deaths gloomy shore,
but the remains that won´t vanish upon said deaths gloomy shore
shall be mine in Gothador!“
That she said and grabbed the feathers, ´cause nothnig else really matters,
ye can keep meat, bones and leathers, eyes and inwards, all the gore,
but the quill, those plumes of beauty are the only part of booty
ye shall give, such is yer duty, to the lass that still wants more,
to the lass that has six thousands feathers but she still wants more –
- Feather Queen of Gothador.
Now the hunters, voices wobbling, said: „We´d rather eat a goblin
and spent rest of our days hobbling than ruin your great feather score!“
Kneeling on leaves, not opposing, they surrendered without pausing
while she kept carefully dosing glimpses of the dress she wore,
no, not the cloak, I am speaking of the nurse outfit that wore
Feather Queen of Gothador.
Thus be warned and make no mistake, don´t hide feathers in yer store,
don´t be greedy and give feathers ye are hiding in yer store
to Their Queen of Gothador!
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Posted 22 May 2007 - 08:58
awwwww an Ode To vic!!
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Posted 22 May 2007 - 09:02
awwwww an Ode To vic!!
don´t worry, ye get one too. as soon as i find the proper rhyme for fourty-four double-d :twisted:
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Posted 23 May 2007 - 06:01
:oops: :oops: :oops: :oops: :oops: :oops:
Thank you eneus........ that's so awesome
*hugs eneus*
Thank you eneus........ that's so awesome
*hugs eneus*
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