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Poll: Elves are: (9 member(s) have cast votes)

Elves are:

  1. Voted Scum (3 votes [33.33%])

    Percentage of vote: 33.33%

  2. Not worth spitting on (0 votes [0.00%])

    Percentage of vote: 0.00%

  3. Voted Best suited for work in the sewers (1 votes [11.11%])

    Percentage of vote: 11.11%

  4. Voted Not worthy to lick my boots (5 votes [55.56%])

    Percentage of vote: 55.56%

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#1 Debrutsid

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Posted 13 August 2007 - 17:49

The First Meeting of Hierarchal Association To Eliminate Realistically, All D***ed Elves... is now called to order. All those who wish to join us in our formation may now petition our proud organization



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Attention all objects of scorn. All posts made by elves herein shall be hencefored ignored, unless of course you despise your own parentage and have undergone or plan to have cosmetic surgery to alter your ears. And above all to make sure to bathe on a daily basis. Not just when leap years comes.

All Former Elves who have reverted are welcomed with open arms. We can only imagine the horror you must have felt as your then brethern advocated the lack of bathing as a rule.

Self-edit here
As I seem to have left it out, I am not including the elves within my own cult, and mayaps one or two that have been past members. Well so long as they do not force their elf-ness on us anyway. But for the rest of you all!!! We are keeping an eye on you! Our eyes and ears are all over Gothador, even those who don't know they are such.

#2 Debrutsid

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Posted 13 August 2007 - 17:50

Hell yeah.

We hate elves so much, we had to get an acronym for our name... "HATERADE" o_O


#3 gothador_mortll

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Posted 13 August 2007 - 17:51

O.o imma telling Lightfoot on joos

#4 gothador_it

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Posted 13 August 2007 - 17:51

STUPID ELVES!!!

Oh wait... :evil:
Pfft at you.

/me critical kicks all your arses. :twisted:

#5 Debrutsid

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Posted 13 August 2007 - 17:52

Oh dear God what has the bigot done now?

#6 Debrutsid

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Posted 13 August 2007 - 17:55

STUPID ELVES!!!

Oh wait... :evil:
Pfft at you.

/me critical kicks all your arses. :twisted:


Get the hell out, ELF.

#7 gothador_it

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Posted 13 August 2007 - 17:58

You successfully casted Critical bite.
Healed SainAgain (52,46) for 360 HP. (58% resistance) (No Specials)

So lucky it wasnt a critical cast, your small titan brain
wouldnt be able to handle that much pwnage healing. :roll:


/me spills all of Brauerei's beer and runs

#8 Debrutsid

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Posted 13 August 2007 - 18:14

You successfully casted Critical bite.
Healed SainAgain (52,46) for 360 HP. (58% resistance) (No Specials)

So lucky it wasnt a critical cast, your small titan brain
wouldnt be able to handle that much pwnage healing. :roll:


/me spills all of Brauerei's beer and runs


Spell Name I hate elves named iT
Classification Dark Magic
Type Damage
Range Single Target
MP Usage 103
Cast Chance 50%
Dmg/Heal Range 835 - 1020

Small? =\


#9 Debrutsid

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Posted 13 August 2007 - 18:39

/me spills all of Brauerei's beer and runs


lmao, ALL my beer. My dear elf. if you spilled all my beer, you would drown. But that would be a waste of beer!! I wouldn't serve that beer to the pigs on the farm. (And the pigs I raise would probably shy away from the new stink in the beer anyway!)

The only beer you seemed to have spilled was my "special" batches for those elves outside my own cult. Gee little man, you didn't get any one yourself did ya? I mean I would just hate it, if you didn't!!!!!

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Posted 13 August 2007 - 19:07


/me spills all of Brauerei's beer and runs


lmao, ALL my beer. My dear elf. if you spilled all my beer, you would drown. But that would be a waste of beer!! I wouldn't serve that beer to the pigs on the farm. (And the pigs I raise would probably shy away from the new stink in the beer anyway!)

The only beer you seemed to have spilled was my "special" batches for those elves outside my own cult. Gee little man, you didn't get any one yourself did ya? I mean I would just hate it, if you didn't!!!!!


I dont think he likes me and my ears very much. :oops:



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#11 OnionGroove

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Posted 13 August 2007 - 19:13

The First Meeting of Hierarchal Association To Eliminate *RABBLE-RABBLE-RABBLE* All D***ed Elves... is now called to order. All those who wish to join us in our formation may now petition our proud organization


Hey, I know the perfect flag for your little Hate group.

"In the end, you will always kneel."

"Last time I trusted someone, I lost an eye."


#12 gothador_grandmaster

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Posted 13 August 2007 - 19:18

oh look, a new club for LOSERS!!!

18:37 13/Aug/07
You feel the presence of Brauerei at (50,48) in the 'Gothador' realm.

18:37 13/Aug/07
You feel the presence of SainAgain at (52,46) in the 'Gothador' realm.


oh, and they are big WEINIES too!!

good luck with your new limp-wrist gang. I'll be hanging out in the DF looking for you to man up and do something about it!! :twisted:

#13 Debrutsid

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Posted 13 August 2007 - 19:33

I dont think he likes me and my ears very much. :oops:
:roll:


No, Sir I don't like it.


*points to the bottom typed line in his sig*

#14 Debrutsid

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Posted 13 August 2007 - 19:35

oh look, a new club for LOSERS!!!

18:37 13/Aug/07
You feel the presence of Brauerei at (50,48) in the 'Gothador' realm.

18:37 13/Aug/07
You feel the presence of SainAgain at (52,46) in the 'Gothador' realm.


oh, and they are big WEINIES too!!

good luck with your new limp-wrist gang. I'll be hanging out in the DF looking for you to man up and do something about it!! :twisted:


Yep, exactly the reason for my hatred. Going after Sain would be one thing, but going after me. I am like what 5x lower level than you?? Dispicable!

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Posted 13 August 2007 - 19:52

oh look, a new club for LOSERS!!!

18:37 13/Aug/07
You feel the presence of Brauerei at (50,48) in the 'Gothador' realm.

18:37 13/Aug/07
You feel the presence of SainAgain at (52,46) in the 'Gothador' realm.


oh, and they are big WEINIES too!!

good luck with your new limp-wrist gang. I'll be hanging out in the DF looking for you to man up and do something about it!! :twisted:


Yep, exactly the reason for my hatred. Going after Sain would be one thing, but going after me. I am like what 5x lower level than you?? Dispicable!


Which is something almost EVERY big leveled player does, not just elves.
(even the "good" angelic types) ;)

#16 gothador_grandmaster

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Posted 13 August 2007 - 19:53

oh look, a new club for LOSERS!!!

18:37 13/Aug/07
You feel the presence of Brauerei at (50,48) in the 'Gothador' realm.

18:37 13/Aug/07
You feel the presence of SainAgain at (52,46) in the 'Gothador' realm.


oh, and they are big WEINIES too!!

good luck with your new limp-wrist gang. I'll be hanging out in the DF looking for you to man up and do something about it!! :twisted:


Yep, exactly the reason for my hatred. Going after Sain would be one thing, but going after me. I am like what 5x lower level than you?? Dispicable!


the amount of smack you talk should be in direct proportion to your ability to back it up!! In your case, you should be perusing the newbie help section for victims of your over-sized maw!! :twisted:

Sain should know better after all this time! :twisted:

#17 Mysticalme

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Posted 13 August 2007 - 20:06

Ah hell, for picking on iT I might even join in with GMC in the DF and I'm just a wee bit bigger than him!

#18 gothador_xaxl

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Posted 13 August 2007 - 20:08

Can I come play too :twisted:

#19 Debrutsid

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Posted 13 August 2007 - 20:11

. . . . .

O.O

Brauerei you wrinkled little nutbag . . . .

ahh nvm

you are on your own!!!!!!

#20 gothador_butters

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Posted 13 August 2007 - 20:14

I'm quaking in mah lil pointy toed shoes. :lol:


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