Gothador's Twilight Zone
Started by Kayla, Apr 16 2008 13:03
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#1
Posted 16 April 2008 - 13:03
Welcome to Gothador's Twilight Zone. In localised patches through time and cyberspace, Gothador's Twilight Zone appears unseen, untouchable and unknown, affecting the lives of innocent Gothadorians as they go about their daily business. No one knows when they might enter, Gothador's Twilight Zone...
*Disclaimer*
*All names have been changed to protect the identities of those who might be receiving therapy after entering Gothador's Twilight Zone...
A Disturbed Hunt
Jeffrey Archer was on a journey to the Island Sea to see if he could best a Sawtooth Crocodile. What he did not know is, instead he had entered Gothador's Twilight Zone...
Jeffrey found the Sawtooth Crocodile with ease, using tracking skills not unknown to Gothadorians. He also saw that he would be able to best it without breaking a sweat. However, when he went to slay the large beast, it turned suddenly and ate him. The Sawtooth Crocodile swam away and later suffered a large case of indigestion. Jeffrey was never seen again...
Gothador's Twilight Zone, where reality happens way too often....
#2
Posted 16 April 2008 - 13:16
The Dragons Den
Polly Pocket was on her way to the Dragons Den to slay the foul emerald dragon Earthheart. Instead she entered Gothador's Twilight Zone...
As she entered the Den, the dark walls about her changed to resemble a room at the top of the staircase. Before her, seated at a line of tables were four dragons, one wearing spectacles. Earthheart stood tall and spread his great wings. "And why," growled he, "Do you think we should give you the money for your proposal..."
Outwitted by mathematics and the written word, Polly fled the Den in horror and never returned, never once realising that she had suffered at the hands of...
Gothador's Twilight Zone, where reality happens way too often...
#3
Posted 16 April 2008 - 13:26
For The Want Of A Divorce
Barbie and Ken Mattel were on their way to Crystal Valley, to the Crystal Temple. Instead they entered Gothador's Twilight Zone.
The couple's divorce was going to be amicable, agreed by both parties. A seperation crystal had already been obtained, however they had decided to undertake this one last journey together. At the crystal temple, they were about to use their seperation crystal when three strange individuals appeared. Two called themselves Lawyers and the other A Marriage Councillor. This was when their mutual divorce began to go very wrong.
As the Lawyers slowly drained them of all their gold as they ensured "A fair settlement for all", the Marriage Councillor attempted to access their inner most feelings. At which point, Barbie attacked parts of Ken's anatomy with her sword, Ken's Lawyer suggested they sue for compensation and the Marriage Councillor nodded, frequently with the occasionally um and ar.
To this day Barbie and Ken Mattel are not divorced and still remain unseen in...
Gothador's Twilight Zone, where reality happens way too often...
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