duktayp

for the times when i'm busy i'd like a doubler 10,000 potion

one click and i'm done 

02:49 23/Oct/13  You have sent minilight 1000 fsp

This.....is....Chicken.....Fried.....Bacon

mystery potions

made by an insane alchemist - in the potion bazaar section

cost is (**gold sink**) - bottle is unlabeled

effect is unknown till you drink it - might be great vigor or deep pockets 100

or might be smashing hammer 750 or lightfoot 1500

or maybe + 500 current stamina

be careful what you wish for

management may simply start lowering the over all basic stats on gear...so that gear is useless UNLESS you fully hellforge

Duktayp activates skill: deflect 1000

1000s of years ago - when loading stuff on to ships for transport - containers were clearly labeled with important information, same as is done today

live animals, food, poison, etc.

it was soon learned not to store manure deep below decks, as when manure became wet the fermentation process started, creating flammable methane and possibly exploding ships

containers of manure were labeled so that they were stored on top, getting as much ventilation as possible

when the english language came about, containers of manure were clearly labeled in bold letters: S H I T

for "Ship High In Transport"

Chocolate Peanut Butter Bacon Pie

Ingredients

- 25 Chips-a-hoy cookies.
- 1 cup of peanut Butter.
- 5 tlbs of melted butter.
- 1 16oz pack of bacon.
- 1 c  of evaporated milk.
- 1 12oz bag of semi-sweet chips.
- 1& ¾ cups of white sugar.
- 1 ½ tlbs of vanilla butter nut flavor.
- 1 8oz package of cream cheese.
- 1 cup of powdered sugar.
- 2 ½ cup of whipping cream.

Recipe:
Cook bacon in microwave for 3 ½ minutes till crispy. Drain the bacon on paper towels, then cut it into small pieces.

Melt 3 tlbs butter and mix in crushed cookies. Then press it into a pie plate and bake at 350 degrees for 8-12 minutes, then let it cool.
In a 2qt saucepan, heat milk and ¾ c  white sugar and add chips. Stir over a medium heat until the contents are melted and thick. Then add butter2 tlbs and let it all cool.

Spread 1 cup of chocolate sauce over crust and sides and let it set.
Place cream cheese, and 1 c white sugar in a mixer till it's smooth. Then add one cup of whipping cream. Whip until the mixture is fluffy, then add peanut butter, vanilla butter nut extract  and whip it once more.

Sprinkle half the contents of the chopped bacon over the chocolate covered crust cr and then pour in the creamy mixture. Then sprinkle the half remaining chopped bacon bits over the peanut butter middle. Spread half of the remaining chocolate sauce over the creamy middle.chill 30 mins

Whip 1 ½ cup of heavy cream and powdered sugar. Add a dash of cream of tartar. Whip till stiff but not till it is too stiff Spread over pie and pipe edges sprinkle with rest of bacon and pipe rest of chocolate sauce.

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