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#1 whydoiplay



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Posted 23 June 2020 - 15:01

This is the annual Forbes list (FS version) of best workplace.

Census done by multiple anonymous surveys and thorough imagination.


Rank 1: Hunted Cow Studios (+2)

Rank 2: For Frack Sake (+1)

Rank 3: Minions of Mirkwood (-2)

Rank 4: Disposable Heroes (+1)

Rank 5: The Evil Dead (+1)

Rank 6: angellife (-2)

Rank 7: We are Legends (neutral)

Rank 8: NoDrama (-1)

Rank 9: Secret Alliance (-1)

Rank 10: King of all Kings (+12)

Rank 11: The Empire of Gods (+11)

Rank 12: The legion of Fallen Gods (-8)

Rank 13: Secret Alliance (-9)

Rank 14: Gardens of the Moon (+12)

Rank 15: Bushido (+11)

Rank 16: Dark Seige (+10)

Rank 17: Czech Knights (+9)

Rank 18: Gateway to Eternity (+8)

Rank 19: The Rising Immoral Phoenix (-5)

Rank 20: Mischief and Mayhem (+35) 



In Recent News:


Rank one still goes to Hunted Cow Studios for consistent updates and improvement on the app and game. The next DXP has been announced. They take the cake for rank one.


Rank second is FFS, CFO Pointyhair announce new upgrades and updates to FSHelper to many of players gameplay pleasure and also praise for improvements to the interface screen and helpfulness. Also controlling ranked 1 overall and uncontested EVP insaner making the move to guild advantage.


Rank third goes to the legendary MoM, although the main reason for the decline is CFO rome no longer selling Kraganaths Krushing Helm for 1 fsp, shareholders and inventors are displeased with this new policy. 


Coming in fourth is Disposable Heroes, CEO cucu has consistently outperform sales goals by producing tier 5 weapons and armory, it is because of him that prices are sustainable and stable.


And in fifth place is the The Evil Dead, since the announcement of new CEO Moon, the company has been in a steady increase in profits and revenue, many of the new reforms and strategies are being implemented by the new boss.


 Angellife has been in a steady decline in recent months with no new recruits and multiple leavers. CEO has also been inactive to meet company quarterly goals.


With the new CEO of NoDrama (Waz) is increasing improving the old guild structures of PvP especially involvement in the ladder.


Kind of all Kings, great leadership under CEO LordG. What else to say?


The Empire of Gods CEO, Ivan, recently announcement Stock compensation for all members of +1 Christmas giftbox. Very generous Leadership. 


Ever since the departure of VP ironlegs (RIP) and the recent leave of long time shareholder Juvi, the legion hasn't been the same. 


BadP, senior executive of Secret Alliance tried to make a chance within the guild but fail to gather enough support, therefore leaving to join FFS. Thus dropping the stocks to all time lows.


Upon starting a new guild, CEO Buj, envisioned a future for all members to succeed together. With the new recruits of active members, the guild is doing better than most others. Stocks are being "snatched" up by new investors.


Dark Seige leadership CEO shadow came back a few years back and since then, the guild has been prosperous under her leadership, climbing very quickly with new high ranked officials and active members. Stocks improving year to year 10%.


Czech Knights profits have quadruple over the years. Outperforming most composing and breakdown companies. Mainly because CEO Ptak and CFO  aly has consistantly provide the entire community with resources for break down DQ. We all thank them for the support.


Profits were good for Gateway to Eternity but because of Covid19, there has been slowdowns. CEO CrazyC has been looking to reward for weekly and monthly leveling.


The Rising Immortal Phoenix has taken a big gamble and lost. Maintaining company strategy to recruit new players, the new players are often unconscious of the resources being used and devote to nothing in return. Investors are displeasd.


Mischief and Mayhem making the most gains this year by obtaining the rank one spot in guild GvG. CEO TheC set company value of CRAB and is determined to get 200/0 Guild GvG ratio for shareholders and investors.


#2 Terrordog


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Posted 23 June 2020 - 15:42

Great list

#3 EpicPiety



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Posted 23 June 2020 - 16:06

Fake news, no talk of our high operating cash flow and cash on hand. We have next to no liability and debtless. We have had no need to layoff and continue to operate fully. We are ready to weather the storm. We could easily go on for years without any revenue!



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Edited by EpicPiety, 23 June 2020 - 16:09.

#4 Bujon


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Posted 23 June 2020 - 16:55

Unfortunately the CEO of G.o.t.M. is a tad reckless when it comes to the stakeholders cash reserves.  This month alone outlaying over 75% of revenue on high abv alcohol, invariably leading to high a frequency of meaningless shoutbox comments, which in turn is taken a little too literally by some, which ultimately leads to exponential growth of CEOs iggy list.


Sack the CEO !!

#5 basti7


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Posted 23 June 2020 - 20:59

You forgot the "best" guild Air Forces  :D




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Posted 23 June 2020 - 21:11

I love seen my guild in this  B)


#7 Prop


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Posted 24 June 2020 - 00:34

The CEO's of Apathy would like to point out their 100% GvG record. Also their unbridled determination to never have to sell an unwanted relic fits in the same percentage, or take any relic for that matter ensuring years of 0 upkeep costs. However posting this would leave them in a rather 'catch 22 situation' as if they cared.

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Posted 25 June 2020 - 00:51

You forgot the "best" guild Air Forces  :D

we are trying our hardest


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Posted 02 July 2020 - 06:42

Very amusing post, but how can SA be both rank 9 and 13 at the same time. Probably made some of older players laugh the hardest.

Edited by Windbattle, 02 July 2020 - 06:52.

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