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#1 REDBARON2

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Posted 14 January 2016 - 06:29

I am in serious need of any and all jokes. I mean literally anything. As long as it is even only mildly amusing. Thanks!
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#2 IzzyDead

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Posted 14 January 2016 - 19:09

Most of the ones I know will get me banned; I have had numerous warnings from BG, so I'm not pushing the envelope anymore. Sorry. :(


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Posted 11 May 2016 - 15:46

what do you call a deer with no eyes?

 

"no i deer"



#4 IzzyDead

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Posted 11 May 2016 - 19:59

Why does SeaWorld have a seafood restaurant? I always wonder if I am eating a slow learner!


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#5 duktayp

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Posted 12 May 2016 - 13:36

i tried making a belt out of watches

 

it was a waist of time



#6 IzzyDead

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Posted 14 May 2016 - 16:34

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Posted 04 August 2016 - 20:35

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#8 Ned Stark

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Posted 04 August 2016 - 21:08

I'd love to help but my humour consists of mainly black humour...But I got some anti jokes for you...

What's red and bad for your teeth ? A brick.

Why did Lucy fell of a swing ? Because she has no arms. (too much?)

What's blue and smells like red paint ? Blue paint.

What did orphan say to the other orphan ? Robin get in the batmobile.
I got a lot of racist and nazi-jew related jokes but they are over the top


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Posted 05 August 2016 - 11:56

I got a lot of racist and nazi-jew related jokes but they are over the top

 

And inappropriate on our forums.



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Posted 10 September 2016 - 16:57

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Posted 25 November 2016 - 00:15

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Posted 25 November 2016 - 06:25

what's yellow and black and is really spicy?

 

 

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