The following is a combined work by Mojo and Dungler, and may God have mercy on our souls.
Erected first (and regularly) by his majesty, LordT! He's a benevolent ruler, a snappy dresser, and wicked with a kazoo.....He likes to wear a lot of large, flashy jewelery and say crazy things like "I pity da fool!", but he's the best darn Lord you'll ever see!
Assisting with the erection is her majesty, QueenT! She's smart, caring, and good to her people! The kind of ruler who helps her followers, whether it be advancing in game or wearing a white T-Shirt on a rainy day, she's always there for you!
And we've also got a guy who's hard-on for giving advice! What's brown and rings like a bell? That's right, folks the one and only Dungler! Uncle Dungler will have you sit on his lap and tell you stories....or just sit there and stare at you, he's creepy like that.
And what erection is complete without a good Rear? That's right, the House of T has the one, the only, the bootylicious Rear! He can be as smooth as a baby's behind, or as cheeky as they come, he's the knda guy where you hate to watch him go, but love to watch him leave!
As if you needed any MORE reasons to join the House of T, now you can hang with our one and only Jingu! This guy bleeds wisdom! He knows what 2+2 is! (Can you remind me, pal?) He's into Gothador, working on his novel ("Wearing meat as a Hat" ), and Underwater Basket-Weaving! He's one of T's most powerful mages, don't let him cast a spell on you! (These aren't the droids you're looking for......)
Then there's the ladies man of the cult, he'll cast a spell on you and then steal your knickers. he'll tell you a joke and make you glad you've just been had. He's Mojo... and he's always got it working! The only guy who hangs out with midgets just to prove size doesn't matter!
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