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[duktayp]

My Dearest,

Greetings to you my Dear Beloved, I am Mrs xxxx xxxxxx, a
great citizen of United States. I bring to you a proposal worth $
9,000,000,000.00 which i intend to use for CHARITY. I am happy to know
you, but God knows you better and he knows why he has directed me to you
at this point in time so do not be afraid. i saw your e-mail contact at
ministries of commerce and foreign trade departments. i am writing this
mail to you with heavy sorrow in my heart, It is painful now to let you
know that I have been suffering from a Heart disease for the past 22 years
and just few weeks ago my Doctor told me that I won't survive the illness.
my name is Mrs. xxxxx xxxxx a great citizen of United States of America,
and am contacting you because i don’t have any other option than to tell
you as i was touched to open up to you about my project. Please reply me
back if you are interested, so i can provide you with further details.

God Bless You.

Please reply me back if you are interested, so i can provide you with further
details. Email: xxxxxxx@xxxx

Edited by duktayp, 05 May 2016 - 20:07.

[Kijjum]

10/10 would scam again

[tuvok77]

Sadly I only get Viagra pills shipment offers from foreign countries (mostly canada)  xD

Also often some russian spam where they claim I have a distant relative who recently died and I might get a share of the heritage, if I share my bank acc... Fat chance xD

[Pythia]

The Italian Tomato Garden

An old Italian man lived alone in the country. It was Spring and he wanted to dig his tomato garden, as he had done every year, but it was very hard work for the aging man as the ground was hard. His only son, Vincent, who used to help him, was currently in prison. The old man wrote a letter to his son and described his predicament:

 

Dear Vincent,
I am feeling pretty bad because it looks like I won't be able to plant my tomato garden this year. I'm just getting too old to be digging up a garden plot. If only you were here my troubles would be over. I know you would dig the plot for me.

Love Dad

 

A few days later he received a letter from his son:

 

Dear Dad,
Not for nothing, but don't dig up that garden. That's where I buried the BODIES.
Love Vinnie

 

At 4 a.m. the next morning, FBI agents and local police arrived at the old man's house and dug up the entire area. However, they didn't find any bodies, so they apologized to the old man and left.

That same day the old man received another letter from his son.

 

Dear Dad,
Go ahead and plant the tomatoes now. That's the best I could do under the circumstances.
Love Vinnie

 

 

 

Love the creativity. lol

[duktayp]

[IzzyDead]

You must enter a post. (Changed my mind... so....)

Edited by IzzyDead, 24 June 2015 - 17:48.

[duktayp]

[IzzyDead]

[duktayp]

passive-aggressive spam scam

 

[duktayp]

Airport Storage and Cargo Unit

San Francisco International Airport

CA 94128, United States

 

 

ATTENTION:Notice On Your Consignment Box reg #: HG1N8875B2.

 

 

In view of your inability to receive your Consignment Box reg #:

HG1N8875B2 originally scheduled to be delivered to you by the agency

foreign payment service United Kingdom. This Consignment box in a

metal box valued $10,516,000USD (Ten  Million, Five Hundred

and Sixteen thousand United States dollars arrived at San

Francisco International via United Airlines Flight UA 8133.

 

 

I am writing to inform you that we have intercepted and investigated

the said Consignment box and the investigation proved the legitimacy

of its content. Note, your Consignment box was initially scheduled for

delivery to you, The Diplomat who arrived with the Consignment made

several attempts to reach you all efforts proved abortive so he

decided to leave for his country but before he left he settled the

delivery charges and left the Storage Keeping Charges unpaid due to

the reasons that he did not know when you will make claim on the

consignment and the Cargo and Storage Unit charges $20.00 for each day

the Consignment box stays in our  custody.

 

 

You are therefore advised to contact me back  as we the Cargo Unit and

U.S Customs are  to assist you recover your Consignment box and

deliver it to you.

 

 

You are to  contact me back to recover your Consignment or we will be

compelled to list your Consignment Box as an unclaimed and maybe

forfeited and moved to the United Kingdom for holding.

 

 

God Bless United States of America.

 

 

MR. ROY MARTIN,

Director Airport Storage Shipment and Cargo Unit

San Francisco International Airport

CA 94128, United States

[IzzyDead]