Hoof hates demons!
#1 gothador_raelcleap
Posted 09 August 2006 - 22:32
Rael pulls a white and red pokerdot hankercheif out of his armour. He starts whiping at mock tears an shaking his head.
"Demons, yes you 'orrible lot. Hoof has it in for us! Yes, yes, yes my demonic brothers and sisters! He is planning mass genocide on our evil selves! Think about it, Every new realm our strong demonic breathran are herded to be slain by anything angelic! Angelic Prowess showing through to win them the day against our evil relations. Where are the angels for us to murder? Where are the angels that are worth our time in battle other than pvp! We are a dieing breed, bein slowly culled by a cruel cowgod! Thrown to the mercy of angels that have none!"
Rael gets on his knees and screams with his arms down by his sides.
"WHY HOOF, WHY, WHY HAVE YOU FORSAKEN US?"
Rael beats his hands on the floor in mock rage.
"PLEASE OH GREAT COW GOD *fake sobs* GIVE US AN ANGEL WORTH SATING OUR BLADE ON?"
Rael grins wickedly.
"Mabe this is why morbi's so strong!" :wink: :twisted:
#2 gothador_doomeversta
Posted 09 August 2006 - 22:34
I agree we only get poo dropped by angels as our only gift from god.
Hoof
:x :x :twisted: :x :x
#3 gothador_metalhead66
Posted 09 August 2006 - 22:36
RARGH
#4 gothador_raelcleap
Posted 09 August 2006 - 22:36
#5 gothador_doomeversta
Posted 09 August 2006 - 22:38
i dont want anybodys mercy.
RARGH
AAAAAAAGGGGGGGGGGHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH
:x :x :twisted: :x :x
#6 gothador_raelcleap
Posted 09 August 2006 - 22:39
#7 gothador_metalhead66
Posted 09 August 2006 - 22:43
COME AND 'AVE A GO IF YOU FINK YOUR 'ARD ENOUGH
#8 gothador_brat
Posted 09 August 2006 - 22:44
I agree we only get poo dropped by angels as our only gift from god.
Hoof
:x :x :twisted: :x :x
what are you droolin over Drew Barrymore for just rember:
:twisted: :twisted:
#9 gothador_doomeversta
Posted 09 August 2006 - 22:47
Look E.T. was a demon and he was nearly killed by angel germs.
Poor E.T. I cried.
:cry: :cry: :twisted: :cry: :cry:
#10 gothador_doomeversta
Posted 09 August 2006 - 22:49
RAAAAAAAAAAAARRRRRRGGGGGGHHHHHHHHHH
COME AND 'AVE A GO IF YOU FINK YOUR 'ARD ENOUGH
Come on then
GGGGGRRRRRRRRRAAAAAAAAAAA
Metal i'l take you on
:x :x :twisted: :x :x
#11 gothador_metalhead66
Posted 09 August 2006 - 22:52
RAAAAAAAAAAAARRRRRRGGGGGGHHHHHHHHHH
COME AND 'AVE A GO IF YOU FINK YOUR 'ARD ENOUGH
Come on then
GGGGGRRRRRRRRRAAAAAAAAAAA
Metal i'l take you on
:x :x :twisted: :x :x
i wouldnt wanna clog you log up with my body parts
:twisted: :twisted: :roll: :twisted: :twisted:
#12 gothador_doomeversta
Posted 09 August 2006 - 22:53
RAAAAAAAAAAAARRRRRRGGGGGGHHHHHHHHHH
COME AND 'AVE A GO IF YOU FINK YOUR 'ARD ENOUGH
Come on then
GGGGGRRRRRRRRRAAAAAAAAAAA
Metal i'l take you on
:x :x :twisted: :x :x
i wouldnt wanna clog you log up with my body parts
:twisted: :twisted: :roll: :twisted: :twisted:
yeh true lol, o.k. shall we offer some angels out then?
:twisted:
#13 gothador_raelcleap
Posted 09 August 2006 - 22:54
"Dont worry governer Arnie is sortin' out the lack of angels problem! All will be ok, in him we trust! THATS A JOKE MWAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA!" :twisted:
#14 gothador_chunkymonke
Posted 09 August 2006 - 22:54
#15 gothador_metalhead66
Posted 09 August 2006 - 22:54
RAAAAAAAAAAAARRRRRRGGGGGGHHHHHHHHHH
COME AND 'AVE A GO IF YOU FINK YOUR 'ARD ENOUGH
Come on then
GGGGGRRRRRRRRRAAAAAAAAAAA
Metal i'l take you on
:x :x :twisted: :x :x
i wouldnt wanna clog you log up with my body parts
:twisted: :twisted: :roll: :twisted: :twisted:
yeh true lol, o.k. shall we offer some angels out then?
:twisted:
id love to.
ANY OF YOU WUSS ANGELS WANNA PLAY IN THE DF
#16 gothador_doomeversta
Posted 09 August 2006 - 22:56
ye coma and have a go if you think your ard enou......... o damn wrong thread i was going to put this in slay all demons thread but i forgot we already do :twisted:
Well Chunky Honey come let me eat you for breakfast.
:twisted:
#17 gothador_gallowmere
Posted 09 August 2006 - 23:00
Oh no.. my poooor bloodsuck.. whatever will I do without it :cry:
#18 gothador_ladykrystal
Posted 09 August 2006 - 23:00
Or I would have brought my pretty wings
Suck it up boys, heres some Angel Soft tissues. *wicked grin*
#19 gothador_chunkymonke
Posted 09 August 2006 - 23:03
#20 gothador_raelcleap
Posted 09 August 2006 - 23:05
"POWER TO THE DEMONS!"
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