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Poll: Vote for the plight of the demons. (57 member(s) have cast votes)

Vote for the plight of the demons.

  1. Voted Sod 'um like we care! (29 votes [50.00%])

    Percentage of vote: 50.00%

  2. Voted Show them some mercy oh great cow God! (29 votes [50.00%])

    Percentage of vote: 50.00%

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#1 gothador_raelcleap

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Posted 09 August 2006 - 22:32

"We have been thinkin', dangerous we know. But right now we're about to have an EMO moment. Yes, we're goin to be EMOTIONAL!"

Rael pulls a white and red pokerdot hankercheif out of his armour. He starts whiping at mock tears an shaking his head.

"Demons, yes you 'orrible lot. Hoof has it in for us! Yes, yes, yes my demonic brothers and sisters! He is planning mass genocide on our evil selves! Think about it, Every new realm our strong demonic breathran are herded to be slain by anything angelic! Angelic Prowess showing through to win them the day against our evil relations. Where are the angels for us to murder? Where are the angels that are worth our time in battle other than pvp! We are a dieing breed, bein slowly culled by a cruel cowgod! Thrown to the mercy of angels that have none!"

Rael gets on his knees and screams with his arms down by his sides.

"WHY HOOF, WHY, WHY HAVE YOU FORSAKEN US?"

Rael beats his hands on the floor in mock rage.

"PLEASE OH GREAT COW GOD *fake sobs* GIVE US AN ANGEL WORTH SATING OUR BLADE ON?"

Rael grins wickedly.

"Mabe this is why morbi's so strong!" :wink: :twisted:

#2 gothador_doomeversta

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Posted 09 August 2006 - 22:34

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I agree we only get poo dropped by angels as our only gift from god.

Hoof

:x :x :twisted: :x :x

#3 gothador_metalhead66

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Posted 09 August 2006 - 22:36

i dont want anybodys mercy.

RARGH

#4 gothador_raelcleap

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Posted 09 August 2006 - 22:36

"We wouldnt mind stabbin' those angels with our weapon! Hoof give us some of them!" :twisted:

#5 gothador_doomeversta

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Posted 09 August 2006 - 22:38

i dont want anybodys mercy.

RARGH



AAAAAAAGGGGGGGGGGHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH



:x :x :twisted: :x :x

#6 gothador_raelcleap

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Posted 09 August 2006 - 22:39

"EASY TIGERRRRRRRRR, calm down, calm down!" :twisted:

#7 gothador_metalhead66

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Posted 09 August 2006 - 22:43

RAAAAAAAAAAAARRRRRRGGGGGGHHHHHHHHHH


COME AND 'AVE A GO IF YOU FINK YOUR 'ARD ENOUGH

#8 gothador_brat

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Posted 09 August 2006 - 22:44

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I agree we only get poo dropped by angels as our only gift from god.

Hoof

:x :x :twisted: :x :x


what are you droolin over Drew Barrymore for just rember:

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#9 gothador_doomeversta

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Posted 09 August 2006 - 22:47

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Look E.T. was a demon and he was nearly killed by angel germs.

Poor E.T. I cried.

:cry: :cry: :twisted: :cry: :cry:

#10 gothador_doomeversta

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Posted 09 August 2006 - 22:49

RAAAAAAAAAAAARRRRRRGGGGGGHHHHHHHHHH


COME AND 'AVE A GO IF YOU FINK YOUR 'ARD ENOUGH


Come on then

GGGGGRRRRRRRRRAAAAAAAAAAA

Metal i'l take you on


:x :x :twisted: :x :x

#11 gothador_metalhead66

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Posted 09 August 2006 - 22:52

RAAAAAAAAAAAARRRRRRGGGGGGHHHHHHHHHH


COME AND 'AVE A GO IF YOU FINK YOUR 'ARD ENOUGH


Come on then

GGGGGRRRRRRRRRAAAAAAAAAAA

Metal i'l take you on


:x :x :twisted: :x :x


i wouldnt wanna clog you log up with my body parts :D

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#12 gothador_doomeversta

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Posted 09 August 2006 - 22:53

RAAAAAAAAAAAARRRRRRGGGGGGHHHHHHHHHH


COME AND 'AVE A GO IF YOU FINK YOUR 'ARD ENOUGH


Come on then

GGGGGRRRRRRRRRAAAAAAAAAAA

Metal i'l take you on


:x :x :twisted: :x :x


i wouldnt wanna clog you log up with my body parts :D

:twisted: :twisted: :roll: :twisted: :twisted:


yeh true lol, o.k. shall we offer some angels out then?

:D :D :twisted: :D :D

#13 gothador_raelcleap

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Posted 09 August 2006 - 22:54

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"Dont worry governer Arnie is sortin' out the lack of angels problem! All will be ok, in him we trust! THATS A JOKE MWAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA!" :twisted:

#14 gothador_chunkymonke

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Posted 09 August 2006 - 22:54

ye coma and have a go if you think your ard enou......... o damn wrong thread i was going to put this in slay all demons thread :P but i forgot we already do :P :twisted: :P

#15 gothador_metalhead66

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Posted 09 August 2006 - 22:54

RAAAAAAAAAAAARRRRRRGGGGGGHHHHHHHHHH


COME AND 'AVE A GO IF YOU FINK YOUR 'ARD ENOUGH


Come on then

GGGGGRRRRRRRRRAAAAAAAAAAA

Metal i'l take you on


:x :x :twisted: :x :x


i wouldnt wanna clog you log up with my body parts :D

:twisted: :twisted: :roll: :twisted: :twisted:


yeh true lol, o.k. shall we offer some angels out then?

:D :D :twisted: :D :D


id love to.

ANY OF YOU WUSS ANGELS WANNA PLAY IN THE DF

#16 gothador_doomeversta

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Posted 09 August 2006 - 22:56

ye coma and have a go if you think your ard enou......... o damn wrong thread i was going to put this in slay all demons thread :P but i forgot we already do :P :twisted: :P


Well Chunky Honey come let me eat you for breakfast.

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#17 gothador_gallowmere

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Posted 09 August 2006 - 23:00

stfu >.< keep ranting and he'll take away our bloodsuck :lol:

Oh no.. my poooor bloodsuck.. whatever will I do without it :cry:

#18 gothador_ladykrystal

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Posted 09 August 2006 - 23:00

Awwww I didnt know we were having a convention for the emo infernal boys of goth..

Or I would have brought my pretty wings ;)

Suck it up boys, heres some Angel Soft tissues. *wicked grin* :D :lol: :lol: :lol: :lol: :lol:


#19 gothador_chunkymonke

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Posted 09 August 2006 - 23:03

well if you care to wait bout 3-4 hours il take you up on that fight :D :twisted:

#20 gothador_raelcleap

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Posted 09 August 2006 - 23:05

"COME ON HOOF, GIVE US SOME ANGELS TO KILL!"
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"POWER TO THE DEMONS!"


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