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#1 gothador_bonnthebard

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Posted 31 December 2007 - 14:58

Fellow Gothadwellers, if you take a quick look at the "Most Kills" list, you will find the results of my latest endeavor:

That's right, everyone's favorite letterless character, ' ', after sitting cozy and secure way at the top of the list, has now been officially PWNED by yours truly. :twisted:

Now, I know you've been posting again as an omnilord, Mr. I'm-too-good-to-have-a-name, so if you want that top spot again, go ahead and take it from me. But remember, I'll be watching, and I'll be right there to make sure to always have one more kill than you... perhaps even more than that. To put it simply, Gothador's community deserves better than to have someone named ' ' as the first thing they see on that list. They deserve someone like me, BonnTheBard, because unlike you, I have the courtesy to have actual, you know, LETTERS in my name. :P

So go ahead and cry to your mama, Mr. no-name. Because your blank-spaced 666 simply wasn't good enough! So says the new king, Mr. 667, BonnTheBard!

Arggh, I really hate that I need to add this little disclaimer here, but after more than one occasion of posting something that was obviously and blatantly tongue-in-cheek, and then having someone say "I hope you're kidding... you are kidding, right?" I guess it just has to be done. Yes, people, the above is a joke, 100%. And yes, I am fully aware that the blank space now holding the #2 spot on the most abomination kills is a deleted character who used to be Benjyn. I remember his quick rise and sudden departure from the game, and I actually knew him farily well in-game, as he had his mage alt, Erdrich in my cult (of course, before that character got deleted as well). So yeah, just wanted to point that out before someone goes ahead and says "you do realize that a blank space on one of the top lists represents a deleted character." Uh, yeah, duuuhhhh! Oh, and also, If anyone else wants to rain on my little parade and go ahead and drop 668 or more abominations just to get me out of the top spot, go for it. They're crap XP creatures in a pain-in-the-butt to get to no recall realm with 15 per spawn. I spent more of my christmas gothpoints than you want to know over the last week not so much to see myself at the top of the list, but in order to NOT have to see a freaking blank space. It's been bugging me for months! Your name up there would be just fine, although, I'd kind of think you're an SOB for one-upping me lol.

#2 gothador_grandmaster

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Posted 31 December 2007 - 15:22

the blank name on the forum is a glitch and is not the same as the no name on the top kills list. the no name on the top kills list is from a character that was deleted before the currsnt archiving system of inactive characters.

#3 gothador_dungler

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Posted 31 December 2007 - 16:53

the blank name on the forum is a glitch and is not the same as the no name on the top kills list. the no name on the top kills list is from a character that was deleted before the currsnt archiving system of inactive characters.


Then maybe no name on teh forums should rename himself *Glitch*... somehow its kinda approriate :P :lol: 8)

#4 gothador_bonnthebard

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Posted 31 December 2007 - 17:49

the blank name on the forum is a glitch and is not the same as the no name on the top kills list. the no name on the top kills list is from a character that was deleted before the currsnt archiving system of inactive characters.


You didn't read my fine print, or perhaps it was my fault for not adding the fact that I'm fully aware that the top kills blank and the forum blank are complelely unrelated. I try to make a silly joke and you gotta go and get all technical on me, GMC. No fair! :cry: :cry: :cry:

Waahhh.. nobody here gets me. :cry:

#5 gothador_grandmaster

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Posted 31 December 2007 - 18:09

:oops: :oops:

I read the fine print...or at least skimmed the first few sentences. oopsie. I thought you didn't get it. :oops:

#6 gothador_bonnthebard

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Posted 31 December 2007 - 18:53

Heh heh I guess I do often give off the aura of "not getting it" wih my whimsical bardy subtle humour. :oops:

Perhaps a disclaimer in my sig along the lines of "if you think I'm being serious, you're probably wrong" would be helpful. :lol:

Anyway, I do second Dungly's motion to name rename the nameless one *glitch*.

#7 gothador_sniper

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Posted 31 December 2007 - 18:56

Good bye, Benjyn, you were beaten by the new king of the monster pit... :cry:

#8 gothador_mirime

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Posted 01 January 2008 - 01:07

I understood you hunny :)

*Is very proud* :D

#9 gothador_chass

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Posted 01 January 2008 - 04:21

"What did he say"? :?

#10 lasciel

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Posted 01 January 2008 - 04:40

"What did he say"? :?


*pet pet* it's a really long way of saying he's now the top killer of the abominations, hun.

#11 gothador_bonnthebard

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Posted 01 January 2008 - 06:16

I understood you hunny :)

*Is very proud* :D


As long as me sweet bondy gets me, that's all that really matters. :wink:



...now I think it's time for us to go spend some time in the hot tub with some champagne and continue to ring in the Unholy new year! :twisted:

#12 gothador_bonnthebard

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Posted 01 January 2008 - 06:18

"What did he say"? :?


*pet pet* it's a really long way of saying he's now the top killer of the abominations, hun.


Yep, pretty much. :lol:

Not only am I the new king of the monster pit, but I'm also Gothador's own self-proclaimed Chuck Dickens the long-winded. :wink:

#13 samweller

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Posted 01 January 2008 - 14:02

...I'm also Gothador's own self-proclaimed Chuck Dickens the long-winded. :wink:


That's Mr. Dickens, to you.

#14 gothador_cutendeadly

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Posted 01 January 2008 - 19:12

Not only am I the new king of the monster pit, but I'm also Gothador's own self-proclaimed Chuck Dickens the long-winded. :wink:


No one is more long winded than Goatoles...go up against him in long winded off and then if you win I'll agree with you :lol:


And uh...nice job :P

#15 gothador_king0fkings

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Posted 01 January 2008 - 20:51

Not only am I the new king of the monster pit, but I'm also Gothador's own self-proclaimed Chuck Dickens the long-winded. :wink:


No one is more long winded than Goatoles...go up against him in long winded off and then if you win I'll agree with you :lol:


And uh...nice job :P


I don't want to see that uhh... competition >_>

#16 gothador_mirime

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Posted 01 January 2008 - 21:16

I'd be up for watching that competition....just as long as there was a serious amount of beer handy :lol:


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