Are you indesicive? Are you the kind of person that can't make up your mind as to which mount to ride or which character to play as? Well look no further; Allow me to present 2 of our finest mounts: The Wiivja XX5 and The SD experience. While the Wiivja XX5 caters to a younger audience with a sleek style and an engine build for speed, the SD experience caters to the older audience with a musclar style and a power house engine that rivals the Wiivja XX5. Both of these mounts comes with 16 (yes 16; don't ask how....just don't) styles that will keep you wanting more (yes, we're on some transformer stuff). Not only these are our best selling mounts, these mounts' styles are based on the top 16 best selling mounts in their respective class. Don't break your budget, stop being indesicive and buy our 2 popular mounts today. Note: If you're still indesicive, I'll smack you one!
User Inspired Mounts
#21
Posted 03 October 2014 - 14:56
The world is cruel...as will I....
#22
Posted 06 October 2014 - 13:07
Mount: Reinedor's High
Description: Do you love hugs? Do you like to be warm? More importantly, do you like delicious, moist and flavorful deer meat? If you answer is yes to all these questions, then this hot, tasty mount is for you. Furry and comfortable, the Reinedor's High will make you feel at home. With infinite hugs (and cupcakes), you will never want to part with this mount and it makes a great addition to your family. When the going gets rough and it seems the chips are down, Reinedor will swoop down and not only hug you, she will protect you from any threat (especially the pvpers). When cupcakes are not enough and you need some real food, you can insta-kill Reinedor for her delicious, moist and flavorful deer meat. And yes, this mount comes with a reciepe book. Warm, loving, and tasty, Reinedor's High will get you off your feet. Note: Please don't kill Reinedor; she's a rare breed and an endangered species. We're working on raising more for profit; thank you.
Edited by Endarken, 06 October 2014 - 13:13.
The world is cruel...as will I....
#23
Posted 06 October 2014 - 13:24
Edited by scorp, 06 October 2014 - 13:24.
#24
Posted 06 October 2014 - 13:32
Sold !She is mine ,i will take good care of her.Also can she mount me instead the other way around?
Mount: Shortimister
Description: Not much can be said about this mount unless you're one of those guys who wears a snow mask and stalk random people. But if you need a ride to some underground stuff or somewhere you don't want others to know, then this creeper mount is the one for you. Note: No way on earth we're responisble for your actions especially if you go to jail, lose your family, your job, and your money.
Edited by Endarken, 06 October 2014 - 13:34.
The world is cruel...as will I....
#25
Posted 07 October 2014 - 15:10
The Shortimister sounds like a car you buy from a shady guy in a junkyard..
#26
Posted 07 October 2014 - 15:25
The Shortimister sounds like a car you buy from a shady guy in a junkyard..
Indeed
Mount: The Oopsinator
Description: Want an easy going car that can recover you and itself from the uglist of accidents? Then the Oopsinator is the right car for you. Made in our underground research lab (where we do things you never seen), The Oopsinator is designed to take a beating and I mean a REAL beating; we're talking about taking on over 100,000,000,000,000,000,000,000,000,000 nukes and can still recover. This mount is perfect for those who are starting to drive or just have bad skills all around. Act now and you can get the Proffessor J mount for free. Basically the Professor J mount is like the Oopsinator but there is one difference: its just indestrctuble; I mean really indestrctuble; it can take as much of a beating as the Oopsinator. Clearly the best mounts we have thus far, the Oopsinator and Proffessor J mounts are the best pair for you!
The world is cruel...as will I....
#27
Posted 07 October 2014 - 16:16
Mount: The Mongo
Description: Gotta go? Take a Mongo.
Why you no love Mongo? ![]()
Visit my shop! Mongo's Emporium for emotes, pets, vanity and more!
#28
Posted 07 October 2014 - 16:43
Feeling suicidal?
Mount: The Razinator Tripleblade
Whether you want a close shave or go the whole hog and slit your throat this mount is for you. Tired of chewing glass, pouring bleach in your eyes or throwing yourself off a cliff? Then take the Razinator on your next suicide mission and death is sure to follow. If you want to survive turn his dial down to 1 and your repair costs will be astronomical but crank this baby all the way up to 12 and you can die over and over again in a hair razing roller coaster ride of death, gore and destruction.
#29
Posted 07 October 2014 - 17:51
Why you no love Mongo?
Aww don't feel that way; all of my sales pitch lines are made to be funny and amusing, not insulting. We all love you (except the haters).
The world is cruel...as will I....
#30
Posted 07 October 2014 - 19:25
I want one ![]()
#31
Posted 07 October 2014 - 21:26
Mongo mount: This mount for you if like going on long grinding mission with limited people bug you take this mount with you for good time as kill's every thing in it's path, This mount will destory all in it's path building tree's every thing in it's path there is no where this mount can't go to gain exp.
Frog - Archer - lvl 49
Kazzarat - Templar lvl 49 Skiller
Redsmokegirl - War/sin lvl 49
Q PvP | No repair fee's | 1% EXP of lvl | Valor | Weekly 10 match | Achvemnt's | So much more Join when log | Click on cross sword via mini map Q solo |
Looking for group's RG/BT/ASV/ARG/ICC/CC Boss Killing/Arena 30+/ToC/ Need DPS willing come usly asking in world chat.
#32
Posted 09 October 2014 - 23:35
Feeling suicidal?
Mount: The Razinator Tripleblade
Whether you want a close shave or go the whole hog and slit your throat this mount is for you. Tired of chewing glass, pouring bleach in your eyes or throwing yourself off a cliff? Then take the Razinator on your next suicide mission and death is sure to follow. If you want to survive turn his dial down to 1 and your repair costs will be astronomical but crank this baby all the way up to 12 and you can die over and over again in a hair razing roller coaster ride of death, gore and destruction.
99.9999 % of Dead, Happy Customers Guarantee Razinator Tripleblade only have a 0.0001% chances of: not killing you, not entertaining you !
Edited by soulreaverRaziel, 09 October 2014 - 23:37.
#33
Posted 10 October 2014 - 14:21
I want one
Ok ok; just stop giving me that look.
Mount: OMFG
Description: This mount.....just be prepared for anything. Its very, very, veeerrrry unstable; anything can happen.....ANYTHING! We created a monster.....a freak.........anchovies even (don't ask). We urge caution in using this mount to the highest degree; we are in no way in hell repsonsible for what happens to you using this unpredicible, unrivaled, unparallelled mount.
The world is cruel...as will I....
#34
Posted 10 October 2014 - 19:38
Mount: OMFG
Description: This mount.....just be prepared for anything. Its very, very, veeerrrry unstable; anything can happen.....ANYTHING! We created a monster.....a freak.........anchovies even (don't ask). We urge caution in using this mount to the highest degree; we are in no way in hell repsonsible for what happens to you using this unpredicible, unrivaled, unparallelled mount.
Omg xD I love it ![]()
#35
Posted 14 October 2014 - 16:15
Mongo mount: This mount for you if like going on long grinding mission with limited people bug you take this mount with you for good time as kill's every thing in it's path, This mount will destory all in it's path building tree's every thing in it's path there is no where this mount can't go to gain exp.
MONGO SMASH
The world is cruel...as will I....
#36
Posted 16 October 2014 - 15:48
Mount: The Hoooooooof
Description: Want to feel good? Want a mount that shines? Want a mount that only Hoof Master can afford? Then the Hoooooof is the right mount for you. With its sliver color, stain and weather resistant coating, this is one mount all the Trillionairs own. Sparkly, shiny, and crystal clean, you will be the talk of the century but don't drive during the day especially when its sunny outside; drivers are know to get blinded by The Hoooooof and crash into poles and such. Per agreement with all out mounts, we're not responsible for your actions so please take care and be classy in this mount. Note: No actual Hoof Masters was harmed in the making in this mount.
The world is cruel...as will I....
#37
Posted 24 October 2014 - 13:51
Mount: Lajdaker
Description: Do you hate traffic? Do you hate people being wrong in their mess and feel like they get away with whatever they do? Then you need a Lajdaker. Built for destruction, The Lajdaker will destroy anything in its path. Take down a house, the haughty eldery, even the statue of Liberty; there's no stopping this mount. Is the military trying to bomb you? Are those spikes? Like the Proffesor J mount, this mount is indestrutible! Crush the military, the school, even the tower of piza. Let your rage, hatred, and anger guide you in the ultimate weapon of destruction. Note: if you get caught by the police (which should be impossible) you deserve the eletric chair for being a dummy!
The world is cruel...as will I....
#38
Posted 07 November 2014 - 19:28
Mount: Minddraggar
Description: Do you want to scream? Do you love to talk alot to a point where people throw themselves out of the window. Are you one of those people that love to annoy people for the luls? Then the Minddraggar is the right mount for you. On those dark, lonely nights, he will keep you company ranting about the latest topics. Cars in your way? Then activate the special rant alarm. This powerful alarm unleashes Minddragger's screeching which send almost anything flying....even your boss. Need a script for a serious debate? Lucky for you, Minddraggar keep his rants on a external drive cited, quoted, and ready to go. Rant, scream, and send those annoying people flying; buy the Minddraggar today.
The world is cruel...as will I....
#39
Posted 08 November 2014 - 15:24
This was an entertaining read. I'd like a Reinedor's High and Razinator Tripleblade please, where can I order these?

^ SAHARDY ^
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#40
Posted 08 November 2014 - 16:50
Reinedor's High is already sold,im the happy owner for over a month now

