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#1 drillbeast

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Posted 19 August 2011 - 23:23

http://fileserver.hu... ... 1313790517


In the above diagram link, the illustration clearly explains as the Cow Benefit Percentage (CBP) is a cumulative progression where in each action is added and recalculated as a growing number of actions causing a seemingly increased benefit to the CBP
for example, as a player performs an increasing amount of Cow Negative Actions (CNA) the actual chance of Cow Retaliation (CR) insures a greater probability of a Player Negative Action (PNA)
this probability increases in an exponential manner, this Cow Mathematical Formula (CMF) plainly shows the directly inverse proportionality of all PNA's against all CNR
thus in Layman terms (LT) the Player Positive Results (PPR) are diametrically opposes to the Cow Positive Results (CPR), Based on the simplicity of this formula
Further clarification , although probably not necessary due to the easily understood Cow Equation (CE), can be found in Socrates final memoirs entitled "F%#$ Me, I Drank WHAT?"

#2 dyscord

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Posted 20 August 2011 - 07:03

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#3 OnionGroove

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Posted 20 August 2011 - 07:50

Further clarification , although probably not necessary due to the easily understood Cow Equation (CE), can be found in Socrates final memoirs entitled "F%#$ Me, I Drank WHAT?"


This statement, with the emboldened "Cow Equation (CE)" removed and replaced with the appropriate word or phrase, can be applied to virtually anything in life. Which makes this one of the greatest statements ever conceived by the human mind.

Plus, when read aloud in the best approximation of Stephen Fry's voice, it sounds like it came right out of H2G2. Which makes it even more stupendous.

Thank you, and Don't Panic. :mrgreen:

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#4 FrankNStien

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Posted 21 August 2011 - 12:46

Further clarification , although probably not necessary due to the easily understood Cow Equation (CE), can be found in Socrates final memoirs entitled "F%#$ Me, I Drank WHAT?"


This statement, with the emboldened "Cow Equation (CE)" removed and replaced with the appropriate word or phrase, can be applied to virtually anything in life. Which makes this one of the greatest statements ever conceived by the human mind.

Plus, when read aloud in the best approximation of Stephen Fry's voice, it sounds like it came right out of H2G2. Which makes it even more stupendous.

Thank you, and Don't Panic. :mrgreen:

Correction deargirl, COW mind, if you dont mind.

#5 seasack

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Posted 22 August 2011 - 03:02

it doesnt add up to much lol

#6 Iago

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Posted 22 August 2011 - 08:50

The formula is wrong.

It's missing some square grass roots. ;)

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#7 OnionGroove

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Posted 22 August 2011 - 16:23

The formula is wrong.

It's missing some square grass roots. ;)



ROFLMMFAO :lol:

"In the end, you will always kneel."

"Last time I trusted someone, I lost an eye."



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