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Pardoux
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To the citizens of the United States of America
In light of your failure to financially manage yourselves and inability to effectively govern yourselves responsibly, we hereby give notice of the revocation of your independence, effective immediately.
Her Sovereign Majesty Queen Elizabeth II will resume monarchical duties over all states, commonwealths and territories (with the exception of Texas which is beyond hope).
Your new Prime Minister, David William Donald Cameron will appoint a governor for the former United States of America without the need for future elections. Congress and the Senate will be disbanded. A questionnaire may be circulated sometime next year to determine if anyone even noticed.
To aid in the transition to a British Crown dependancy, the following rules are introduced with immediate effect.
1. You will learn that the suffix BURGH is pronounced "burra". You can spell Pittsburgh as Pittsberg from now on if you can't cope with simple pronunciation. Then look up aluminium and check the pronunciation - you will be amazed at just how wrong you've been pronouncing it.
2. The letter "U" will be reinstated in words such as "colour", "favour" and "neighbour". Likewise, you will learn how to spell doughnut without dropping half of the letters.
3. Generally, you will be expected to raise your vocabulary to acceptable levels (look up vocabulary). Using the same 27 words interspersed with filler noises such as "like" and "you know" is an unacceptable and inefficient form of communication.
4. There is no such thing as "US English". Microsoft will be contacted and the spell checker will be adjusted to take into account the reintroduced letter "U"
5. You will learn your reintroduced National Anthem "God Save The Queen" & July 4th will no longer be a public holiday.
6. You will learn to resolve personal issues without using guns, lawyers or therapists. The fact that you need so many lawyers and therapists shows that you're not ready to be independent. Guns should only be handled by adults and then used solely for hunting grouse. If you're not adult to sort things out without suing someone or speaking to a therapist then you're certainly not ready to handle a gun, let alone shoot grouse.
Therefore, you will be no longer be allowed to own or carry anything more dangerous than a vegetable peeler. A permit will be required should you wish to carry this in public.
All American cars are hereby banned. They are crap and this is for your own good. When we show you German cars, you will understand.
All intersections will be replaced with roundabouts and you will start to drive on the left with immediate effect. At the same time, you will go metric and without the benefit of conversion tables. Both roundabouts and metrication will allow you to understand the British sense of humour.
The former United States of America will adopt the United Kingdom of Great Britain and Northern Ireland prices on petrol (which you have, to date, been calling gasoline) of roughly $10 / gallon. Get used to it.
You will learn how to make real chips. Those things you call French Fries are not real chips and those things you insist on calling potato chips are correctly called crisps. Real chips are thick cut, fried in animal fat and dressed with malt vinegar.
Waiters and waitresses will be trained to be more aggressive and rude with customers.
The cold, tasteless stuff you insist on calling "beer" is not actually beer. Henceforth only proper "English Bitter" will be referred to as beer and European beers of known and accepted provenance will be referred to as lager. New Zealand and Australian beer is also acceptable. American "beers" will henceforth be known as "Near Frozen Gnats Urine"
Hollywood will be required to occasionally cast English actors as good guys. Hollywood will also be required to cast English actors to play English characters. Watching Andie MacDowell attempt English dialog in Four Weddings was bad, but Dick Van Dyke in "Mary Poppins" was akin to having ones ears removed with a cheese grater.
You will cease playing "American Football". There are only 2 kinds of proper football. One you call soccer and one you call rugby. Those of you who are brave enough will, in time, be allowed to play rugby (which has SOME similarities to American Football but does not involve stopping for a rest every 20 seconds or wearing full kevlar body armour like a bunch of nancies)
Further, you will stop playing baseball. It's not reasonable to host an event called "The World Series" for a game which is not played outside the USA. Since only 2.1% of you are aware there is a world beyond your borders, your error is understandable. You will all learn cricket in it's place.
You must tell us who killed JFK - it's been driving us nuts.
An Inland Revenue agent (i.e. tax collector) from Her Majesties Government will be with you shortly to ensure the acquisition of all monies due, backdated to 1776.
Daily Tea Time begins at 4 pm with proper cups, with saucers, with high qualities biscuits (no longer called cookies) and cakes plus strawberries (with cream) when in season.
Thank you for your co-operation.
God Save The Queen
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#960851 Travelling Composing
Posted by yotwehc
on 18 March 2016 - 04:12
#960740 Treasure hunting! Aka Chests
Posted by Mister Doom
on 15 March 2016 - 21:51
#960558 Seasonal Titan Spawn Rate
Posted by BigGrim
on 11 March 2016 - 09:59
The Seasonal Titan Spawn rate IS higher than normal Titans. It has not been increased nor shall it be. It shall not be decreased either. The reason a few more were gained at Christmas was that the event lasted an extra half week.
As it stands, we still feel that the Seasonal Titans are fair for all to achieve.
#960111 Runic Dwarven Chest
Posted by yghorbeviahn
on 03 March 2016 - 04:34
I'm really afraid about how the next Titan Season will be.
Of course, some big Guilds can hunt it first and get cooldown, but there is some issues here:
- Any single player with Teleport 230 can take over any Epic, considering no other player is using it, so, Seasonal Titan Hunting will become a game of lucky, you'll need lucky to be able to hunt a titan by the time no one else is around with that buff.
- Even if HCS turns back on this buff decision, what can they do? Reduce the buff level? And the money people spent to have it? Will they give it back? This will cause a lot of troubles.
- The stamina consuption will be REALLY low, a single player using that potion with Pride+BM300/500 will have enough time to clear all the Titans he wants, even better if using CSV750+...What kills the game for the small players waiting for the Seasonals to have a chance of profit to upgrade their characters.
- And the biggest one, a player outside a guild would be able to secure a LOT of Epics without getting on cooldown, and this need to be fixed ASAP.
#960096 Runic Dwarven Chest
Posted by Morgwyn
on 02 March 2016 - 22:26
I wanted to tell a story about how I ended up doing titan hunting after titan doubler and teleport were added, to strengthen the point I was wanting to make. But since nobody probably cares I am starting over, and just highlight what I am observing here.
Titan Hunting.
First it took hours to secure and clean up.
Huray Titan Doubler and Teleport were added to get people more involved.
Yeah! That worked.
And everybody had access to those buffs via the buff market.
Some players and/or guilds had a slight advantage due to a structure or enhancement.
Then things went wrong.
Donators (including me) were given a chest with an instant Teleport buff.
All of those will be kept for the more interesting Seasonal events.
Those events will become donator vs donator events.
It won't be a matter of waiting until the donators are on cooldown as too many different players will have the buff.
Overall this was imo a very bad idea.
And sure some players can debate all they want about bla bla how Pay To Win bla bla is such a great concept. Well if it is, then make the game subscription based, and do NOT promote it as a "Free Online Fantasy Role Playing Game".
All this does is make the game focus more and more on a small elite group. And not the large player base we all want. Cause is that not what we are all complaining about? Well PTW is not going to help.
That are my 2 cents.
#960081 New GvG idea
Posted by kitobas
on 02 March 2016 - 19:40
thank you beg2lose for trying increasing activity
in past gvg when guild attacking then defending guild was having high chance winning combats when they buffing members but now when most players seeing player attacking with crazy high composing potions then they not changing setups or buffing members because even if you buffing members with level 175 to help defending it having very small chance against composing potions with crazy high level (KE 400, flinch 450, SH 550, ..)
#960027 All IN PVP
Posted by
Egami
on 02 March 2016 - 00:28
1) Sure, like many others. Still think somebody should make a top ranking suggestion list. Doubt it will be anyone, anytime soon... but hey.
2) As I understand it, and I could be wrong, PvP Prestige was instituted because of the secondary effect of being put on the ladder. Participating in GvG already has its own reward.
Additional "3" suggestion: Same thought as 2. PvP Ladder has it's own reward.
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#959554 Legendary Invasion!
Posted by ironcire
on 20 February 2016 - 15:06
Thank you very much for the awesome new LEs!! I have one small request, or generic feedback however; I always love new stuff, but if you look at all the new sets that were just put out by these 4 new LEs, their drops only take up 4 out of 9 possible slots... All four either drop a helm, ring, armor, or gloves.
Why are we not seeing some more "interesting" combinations of sets? I'm tired of seeing the same ring/armor and the severely overdone Helm/Gloves combinations. Let's branch out and do something unexpected... Shield/Ring, Amulet/Boots, Rune/Gloves, Rune/Weapon combos... I think this would really give a lot more variety for setups instead of just replacing sets with slightly more powerful sets in the same item slots.
Just my two cents... but I do appreciate you guys putting out new creatures, even if they didnt drop anything! =)
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#959521 Relic Relinquishing or Expand Guild Rights
Posted by Mister Doom
on 19 February 2016 - 20:45
Relic taking rights sounds good and makes sense. IMO a relic could be "relinquished" after a certain period of time if there was no one on it to defend? Say, 2 hours. Just thinking/ typing out loud.
I think if you swap out 'could' for 'should' then you have a winner here.
Guilds should maintain a presence on relics in order to keep control of them, with relics returning to an unowned state if undefended for a period of time.
That way relinquishing relics would be as simple as just abandoning them, while also making guilds expend a little manpower to control a relic.
#959426 Double Composing XP IV!
Posted by cyrus7
on 18 February 2016 - 17:43
As per feedback last time, as well as posting news, on Facebook and Twitter, I'm also sending out a log message to let people know this is active.
I missed the first 6 hours because I was asleep. I demand that in the future, you also send me messages via dreams to let me know this has begun. Otherwise, it's just not fair! ![]()
[Considering the mood on the forum sometimes, I thought I would clarify that this is just a JOKE.]
Thanks for the double xp. ![]()
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#959284 Pinata Frenzy VI
Posted by cyrus7
on 16 February 2016 - 16:54
#959167 Top Stamina Holders List
Posted by yghorbeviahn
on 15 February 2016 - 03:11
#958339 Something to help combat the simplicity of levelling these days.
Posted by Mister Doom
on 01 February 2016 - 23:28
With regards to the arguments of us complaining while being in a top tier guild with everything provided for us.
If you think that applies to me, well...
I have always bought my own things, discovered creature stats for myself, created my own hunting setups etc etc etc.
I don't have all of the structures (which if you actually looked into, you' realise they are mostly garbage and aren't worth the gold you pay for them) I can't have relics the game doesn't allow it.
Yet I still think the game is in need of a serious challenge revamp.

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