Maybe also include the items obtained from Temple (Gurgriss and Lindarsil blessings)?
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To the citizens of the United States of America
In light of your failure to financially manage yourselves and inability to effectively govern yourselves responsibly, we hereby give notice of the revocation of your independence, effective immediately.
Her Sovereign Majesty Queen Elizabeth II will resume monarchical duties over all states, commonwealths and territories (with the exception of Texas which is beyond hope).
Your new Prime Minister, David William Donald Cameron will appoint a governor for the former United States of America without the need for future elections. Congress and the Senate will be disbanded. A questionnaire may be circulated sometime next year to determine if anyone even noticed.
To aid in the transition to a British Crown dependancy, the following rules are introduced with immediate effect.
1. You will learn that the suffix BURGH is pronounced "burra". You can spell Pittsburgh as Pittsberg from now on if you can't cope with simple pronunciation. Then look up aluminium and check the pronunciation - you will be amazed at just how wrong you've been pronouncing it.
2. The letter "U" will be reinstated in words such as "colour", "favour" and "neighbour". Likewise, you will learn how to spell doughnut without dropping half of the letters.
3. Generally, you will be expected to raise your vocabulary to acceptable levels (look up vocabulary). Using the same 27 words interspersed with filler noises such as "like" and "you know" is an unacceptable and inefficient form of communication.
4. There is no such thing as "US English". Microsoft will be contacted and the spell checker will be adjusted to take into account the reintroduced letter "U"
5. You will learn your reintroduced National Anthem "God Save The Queen" & July 4th will no longer be a public holiday.
6. You will learn to resolve personal issues without using guns, lawyers or therapists. The fact that you need so many lawyers and therapists shows that you're not ready to be independent. Guns should only be handled by adults and then used solely for hunting grouse. If you're not adult to sort things out without suing someone or speaking to a therapist then you're certainly not ready to handle a gun, let alone shoot grouse.
Therefore, you will be no longer be allowed to own or carry anything more dangerous than a vegetable peeler. A permit will be required should you wish to carry this in public.
All American cars are hereby banned. They are crap and this is for your own good. When we show you German cars, you will understand.
All intersections will be replaced with roundabouts and you will start to drive on the left with immediate effect. At the same time, you will go metric and without the benefit of conversion tables. Both roundabouts and metrication will allow you to understand the British sense of humour.
The former United States of America will adopt the United Kingdom of Great Britain and Northern Ireland prices on petrol (which you have, to date, been calling gasoline) of roughly $10 / gallon. Get used to it.
You will learn how to make real chips. Those things you call French Fries are not real chips and those things you insist on calling potato chips are correctly called crisps. Real chips are thick cut, fried in animal fat and dressed with malt vinegar.
Waiters and waitresses will be trained to be more aggressive and rude with customers.
The cold, tasteless stuff you insist on calling "beer" is not actually beer. Henceforth only proper "English Bitter" will be referred to as beer and European beers of known and accepted provenance will be referred to as lager. New Zealand and Australian beer is also acceptable. American "beers" will henceforth be known as "Near Frozen Gnats Urine"
Hollywood will be required to occasionally cast English actors as good guys. Hollywood will also be required to cast English actors to play English characters. Watching Andie MacDowell attempt English dialog in Four Weddings was bad, but Dick Van Dyke in "Mary Poppins" was akin to having ones ears removed with a cheese grater.
You will cease playing "American Football". There are only 2 kinds of proper football. One you call soccer and one you call rugby. Those of you who are brave enough will, in time, be allowed to play rugby (which has SOME similarities to American Football but does not involve stopping for a rest every 20 seconds or wearing full kevlar body armour like a bunch of nancies)
Further, you will stop playing baseball. It's not reasonable to host an event called "The World Series" for a game which is not played outside the USA. Since only 2.1% of you are aware there is a world beyond your borders, your error is understandable. You will all learn cricket in it's place.
You must tell us who killed JFK - it's been driving us nuts.
An Inland Revenue agent (i.e. tax collector) from Her Majesties Government will be with you shortly to ensure the acquisition of all monies due, backdated to 1776.
Daily Tea Time begins at 4 pm with proper cups, with saucers, with high qualities biscuits (no longer called cookies) and cakes plus strawberries (with cream) when in season.
Thank you for your co-operation.
God Save The Queen
Posted by WhoToldYouSo
on 16 December 2015 - 21:39
Maybe also include the items obtained from Temple (Gurgriss and Lindarsil blessings)?
Posted by cyrus7
on 16 December 2015 - 06:28
As they introduce new gear, they need to do start doing some refreshes on some of the existing items to keep them viable.
refreshes on existing items = new items
So when new items are released, you are asking for old items to be turned into new items as well?
What's the point of new items if existing items are to be "refreshed" with the addition of new items? Example: Item #951753 is created at level 1500, and has 2500 Damage. Item #753951 at level 1500 already exists, with 2000 Damage. Does Item #753951 receive a "refresh" of +500 Damage to bring it up to compete with the new item? That just negates the new item.
Posted by vamunre
on 12 December 2015 - 03:10
Posted by Hoofmaster
on 07 December 2015 - 23:52
Posted by yotwehc
on 03 December 2015 - 03:22
I'm going to test it tonight and post my results. Pre and post. Then someone else can figure out how it all adds up. Too much Maths for me.
ok you maths people...
Pride 200
Find item 800 with duration 75 minutes
Buff duration after pride: 112 minutes and 20 secs
Find item 1000 with duration 120 minutes
Buff duration after pride: 157 minutes and 20 secs
seems it adds 37 minutes and 20 secs
let the number crunching begin
Got it!:
Diamond x 3 x 2.0 = 6
Ruby x 2 x 1.8 = 3.6
Crystal x 1 x 1.6 = 1.6
Gold x 4 x 1.4 = 5.6
Silver x 3 x 1.2 = 3.6
Bronze x 2 x 1.0 = 2.0
TOTAL = 22.4 (multiplier)
Pride lvl 200 x 0.5 secs x 22.4 = 2,240 secs = 37 minutes and 20 seconds!
I need a beer now...
Posted by WWWolf
on 02 December 2015 - 19:43
Now for the thread itself. I voted no. Why? There are many top lists for guilds. Exp is just one aspect and not really that important. If you truly want to rank guilds it needs to be either 100% GvG or an average of GvG rating, wealth, and maybe something like Titan killing. Being a high level doesn't mean anything.
Therre are many styles of gameplay in FS. It does not make any sese to ignore guilds because they choose not to participate in GvG or hunt Titans. Guild wealth is almost pointless as it doesn't factor in FSP or gear.
Posted by tharzill
on 01 December 2015 - 23:37
While I do agree that an inactive players xp should not count towards guild xp until that player logs back in, I don't think a third list is needed. Just apply the inactive xp "fix" to the lists already in place. Glad to see someone is doing more than day dreaming though! ![]()
Posted by cajnsmiles
on 01 December 2015 - 05:30
Posted by BigGrim
on 27 November 2015 - 13:32
killer im a late bloomer on comp. a thought the guild needs a rank that keep track off players who go guild to guild to help them keep their guild xp so they dont lose any of thier guild stuff an they can let them self s back in dont know any would work or not thanks
Posted by sweetlou
on 27 November 2015 - 05:21
perhaps its time to take composing up to lvl 70??
No more composing levels should be released until players can be assured that scripting is monitored for composing. It can't be that hard!
Posted by
NIBIRU
on 17 November 2015 - 04:08
So I Notice that when no one undertakes a bounty after 48 hrs the Gold or Fsps goes Away. We place Bounties by paying Bounty Tickets, and the Fsps or Gold are offered as Rewards. If the Bounty is never taken after 48hrs, shouldn't we get our Reward back?
What does the Community Thinks?
Regards, El Kron
Posted by Belaric
on 10 November 2015 - 05:44
Do not initiate guild flash sales.
It will increase the gulf between rich and poorer guilds.
Richer guilds will take advantage of every flash sale.
Poorer guilds will pick and choose.
It may be argued that every guild will benefit: but some will benefit more than others.
This is a terrible idea. Do not implement it. Unless you want a further entrenchment of the haves and have nots in this game system.
(By the way: this very argument could have been used against the personal flash sales, and may well be true in that case also)
Posted by Spider0007
on 06 November 2015 - 18:12
I cannot see us removing any buffs from the game. Things to bear in mind :
Not everyone has the high level Composing buffs. That takes a lot of time, effort and gold to be rewarded for those buffs. (I've been leveling for ages, with loads of pots made during the day. I'm still only level 14 and it uses a LOT of gold and Frags.)
I believe that was your original intent with composing. However, since you allow players to guild hop and create those lvl 60 composing buffs, ANYONE can have access to them within a very short amount of time. It also allows players to reap the rewards without actually working towards it themselves. I have suggested many times that in order to guild lock composed potions you should have a minimum of a BRONZE GUILD LOYALTY MEDAL!
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